Sidhu Paji Shayaris in Comedy Night with Kapil with pictures, Bittoo shayari, Gutthi funny jokes, Baba ji ka thullu Sms etc.

Chalo Safar mein Rut hai suhaani, Chennai Express
Begum aur Badshaah ki kahani, Chennai Express
Ishq ka kaaba, Husn ki Mathura, Prem ke 2 minar
Paigam-e-muhabbat Sabki Jubaani, Chennai Express

Ishq walo ko husn ka jawab aaya hai
Sitaro ke sath chalke, chand-e-mehtab aaya hai
Apne dil ki dhadkano ko thaam ke rakho Guru
Aaj kapil ki mehfil me Deepika naam ka Inqlaab aaya hai

  

जो मेहबूब को देख के जोर जोर से धड़के,
उसे दिल कहते हैं..
और जो उस दिल को हंसा के खुश करे,
उसे कपिल कहते हैं|

Upar Wale Teri Maya, Kahin dhup kahin chaya
Aaj Kareena aayi,Sath me Imran Kyuo Aaya

Guthi: Lambi Umar Jeene Ke Liye Kya Trick Hai?

Kapil: Shadi Kar Lo!

Iske 2 Fayade Honge..

Lambi Zindagi Jeene Ki Ichha Hi Khatam Ho Jayegi

Aur Bachi Hui Umar Bhi Lambi Lagne Lage Gi!

Siyasat ki mandi badi nasheeli hai
Iss mandi me sabne madira p li hai
Kamarbandh pukhta hain sirf dalalo ke
Aam aadmi ki dhoti to yaaro dheeli h

Ameer aadmi hota hai beemar
to jata hai london paris or sydney
Aur gareeb ho jaaye beemar
to Haspatal mein gayab ho jaati hai uski Kidney

Latest and the Best Sidhu Shayari Collections For Celebrities in Comedy Night with Kapil (Paani ki boond kahin tikti nahin)

Paani ki boond kahin tikti nahin
aur imaandari mujhe kahin dikhti nahin
Khariddaaro ki mandi mein khada hai siddhu
Jitni marzi boli laga,
Kuchh cheezein aisi hai jo bikti nahin!

Raag bajta hai, Rang bajta hai
Pyaar ka ang ang bajta hai
Tum jab gaate ho comedy king Kapil
Aisa lagta hai ki Ruh ka jal tarang bajta hai

Ek karwa hum apne sath lekar aaye hain
Na mandap hai, na ghodi hai
Phir bhi khushiyo ki baarat
sath mein lekar aaye hain

Zindagi apne aap mein hi ek nasha hai
Arey ladkhada ke jeene mein kya maza hai

Jung mein hathiyar nahin, Jigra kaam aata hai
Zindagi mein paisa nahin, Hunar kaam aata hai
Yun to kayi naam aate hain meri zubaa par
Lekin sangeet ka zikr ho, to anu malik ka naam aata hai

Sidhu Shayaris for celebrities Sms, Text messages in Hindi 140 words with pictures (Rulana kitna aasan hai aur hansana kitna Jatil Aur jo roto ko hansa de Aisa hai apna Kapil )

Rulana kitna aasan hai
aur hansana kitna Jatil
Aur jo roto ko hansa de
Aisa hai apna Kapil

Dua hai aapki Hasti ka
Kuchh aisa nazara ho jaaye
Kashti bhi utaare maujon pe
Tufaan hi kinara ho jaaye

Agar apni taraf dekhein
to kuchh nahin palle
Par aisi sangat ko dekhein
To iss mehfil ki balle hi balle

Jis tarah aag ke dhero ko koi kha nahin sakta
prithvi ko uncha utha nahin sakta
Sagaro ko jaise koi Sukha nahin sakta
Parvat Himalaya Jaise koi Hila nahin sakta
Suryadev ko foonk maar bujha nahin sakta
Usi tarah, Hindustan mein rehti kayanaat tak
Shahrukh Khan ki taakat ko koi Daba nahin sakta!!

Sidhu ji Shayari on Comedy Night with Kapil Thokko Thokko Shayaris (Yaha na der hai, na andher hai Na her hai na pher hai)

Yaha na der hai, na andher hai
Na her hai na pher hai
Sirf Hansi hai, Mazaak hai
Aur Kiran Kher hai!

Haadso ke shahar mein, Haadso se darta hai
Mitti ka khilona hai, Fanaa hone se darta hai
Mere dil ke kisi kone mein, Ek masoom sa bachcha hai
Bado ki dekhke yeh duniya, Bada hone se darta hai

Chali jaati hai aaye din wo, beauty parlour mein yun
Unka maksad hai, misaal-e-hoor ho jaana
Magar yeh baat, kisi begum ke samjh mein kyun nahin aati
Ki Mumkin nahin hai, Kismis ka phir se Angoor ho jaana

Raag bajta hai, Rang bajta hai
Pyaar ka ang ang bajta hai
Aap jab hansti hain huzurewala janab-e-aali
Aisa lagta hai ki Ruh ka jal tarang bajta hai

Suraj hoon zindagi ki chamak chhod jaunga
Phir laut aane ki khanak chhod jaunga
Main sabki aankho se aansu sametkar
Sabke dilo mein apni jhalak chhod jaunga

Sidhu paji Comedy Night with Kapil Shayari in Hindi (O Bua Jis tarah tere abhi tak byaah nahin hua,)

Angoor Pighalta hai, to sharaab ho jaati hai
Chingari bhadkti hai to aaftaab ho jaati hai
Jab sunta hun zamaane mein naam Mikke ka
To Siddhu ki Chhati phool ke Punjab ho jaati hai

Jo dil mein aaye, yeh banda bechhoot karta hai
Prem ke hathiyar se dilo pe loot karta hai
Ise dekh kar kaha hai Bachchan sahab ne
Chumma chumma wala gaana Mika pe suit karta hai

Raag bajta hai, Rang bajta hai
Pyaar ka ang ang bajta hai
Tum jab gaate ho comedy king Kapil
Aisa lagta hai ki Ruh ka jal tarang bajta hai

O Bua
Jis tarah tere abhi tak byaah nahin hua,
Uss tarah yeh satta aur jua bhi kisi ka nahin hua,
Chhod de taash aur juaa,
Milegi Duaa, Kapil ki Buaa!

Navjot Singh Sidhu Shayari text messages (iss show ka takiya kalam hain yaha koi aawat hain, koi jawat hain)

Poornima ka chand pe daag hote hain
Wo pooja nahin jaata, Lekin
Dooj ka chand mukkammal hota hai
Bagair daag wo poojniya hai..
Mere liye. upar bhagwan aur bollywood me Irrfan!

Har din dukhi mann mein,
Umang tumhe bharni hai
Har aashaheen hridaya mein,
tarang tumhe bharni hai
Mahabharat, har yug ki atal jaroorat hai
Ban ke Arjun, D-Day mein,
Sachchai ki jung tumhe ladni hai

Huzoorewala
Shero ke aage bhede kya hain
Ik madmata khajaa hai
Baaki saari duniya prajaa,
Sher akela raaja hai!

ek baat pakki hai,
jis film mein imran aur akki hai,
us film ka hit hona nakki hai

iss show ka takiya kalam hain
yaha koi aawat hain, koi jawat hain
jo khul ke saamne aaye
wahi mallika sherwat ha

Navjot Sidhu Nice Shayaris Collection in Hindi (Hansi na mehengi hai, Na hansi sasti hai)

Hansi na mehengi hai, Na hansi sasti hai
iss hansi mein hi saari duniya basati hai
iss hansi ko, hansi samjhke na udaa dena dosto
ladki bhi tabhi fansti hai, jab hansti hai!!

Aakash ki koi seema nahin
Prithvi ka koi tol nahin
Saadhu ki koi jaat nahin
Aur paras ka
koi tol nahin, koi mol nahin

Jaa rahe hain lekin laut ke aate rahein
Hasya ki mehfil sajaate rahein
Paise to hum sab ne kamaye hain bahut
hindustan ki duaaein kamate rahein

Siyasat ki Pitch pe bhi ajeeb khel hota hai
Criminal ko Bail aur Imaandar ko Jail hota hai
Ab to yeh haalat ho gayi hai iss desh mein doston
Ki Pappu pass hota hai aur Lokpal fail hote hai

Jisne ki Uss Prabhu ki Seva
Use Mile Mahadeva
Jisne ki iss Prabhu ki seva
Use mila Nritya ka Mewa with Prabhudeva

Hansi ke chaman mein
Khushiyo ke phool sajaate raho
Aaj aaye hain yaha Ravi aur Tusshar
Inke liye Band bajaate raho!!

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SYLLABUS

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TIER-I OF THE EXAMINATION:

A. General Intelligence & Reasoning: It would include questions of both verbal and non-verbal type. This component may include questions on analogies, similarities and differences, space visualization, spatial orientation, problem solving, analysis, judgement, decision making, visual memory, discrimination, observation, relationship concepts, arithmetical reasoning and figural classification, arithmetic number series, non-verbal series, coding and decoding, statement conclusion, syllogistic reasoning etc. The topics are, Semantic Analogy, Symbolic/Number Analogy, Figural Analogy, Semantic Classification, Symbolic/Number Classification, Figural Classification, Semantic Series, Number Series, Figural Series, Problem Solving, Word Building, Coding & de-coding, Numerical Operations, symbolic Operations, Trends, Space Orientation, Space Visualization, Venn Diagrams, Drawing inferences, Punched hole/pattern –folding & un-folding, Figural Pattern – folding and completion, Indexing, Address matching, Date & city matching, Classification of centre codes/roll numbers, Small & Capital letters/numbers coding, decoding and classification, Embedded Figures, Critical thinking, Emotional Intelligence, Social Intelligence, Other sub-topics, if any.

B. General Awareness: Questions in this component will be aimed at testing the candidates general awareness of the environment around him and its application to society. Questions will also be designed to test knowledge of current events and of such matters of every day observations and experience in their scientific aspect as may be expected of any educated person. The test will also include questions relating to India and its neighbouring countries especially pertaining History, Culture, Geography, Economic Scene, General Policy & Scientific Research.

Sidhu Paji Shayari in Comedy Nights with Kapil for Celebrities text message with pics in Hindi fonts 140 character

प्रेम परिचय को पहचान बना देता है
वीराने को गुलिस्तां बना देता है
मैं आप बीती कहता हूँ धरम पाजी
प्रेम इंसान को भगवन बना देता है!!

बॉलीवुड के गुलिस्तां में जाके देखा
ना तेरे जैसी रंगत है
ना तेरे जैसी खुश्बू है…
ठोको ताली!!

हंसी ना महंगी है, ना हंसी सस्ती है
इस हंसी में ही सारी दुनिया बसती है
इस हंसी को, हंसी समझके ना उड़ा देना दोस्तों
लड़की भी तभी फंसती है, जब हंसती है!!

आकाश की कोई सीमा नहीं
पृथ्वी का कोई तोल नहीं
साधू की कोई जात नहीं
और पारस (सुनील शेट्टी) का
कोई तोल नहीं, कोई मोल नहीं

Navjot Singh Sidhu Shayari Collections in Comedy Night with Kapil, babaji ka Thullu, ittu sa tha, Gutthi Palak sms in Hindi funny

Sher Chala Karte Hai

Khuddar Chala Karte Hain

Sar Utha Ke Kaum Ke 

Sunny Deol Jaise Sardar Chala Karte Hain!

 

Siyaasat Ki Mandhi Badi Hi Nasheeli Hai

Issi Mandi Mein Sabney Madiraa Pi Li Hai

Sirf Dalaalo Ke Kamarbandh Pukhta Hain

Aam Aadmi Ki Dhoti Toh Yaaro Dheeli Hai!

Thoko Tali!!

Gulaboo Ki Kushboo,Diware Rok Nahi sakti
Hawaoo Ka Bahar ,Minare Rok Nahi Sakti,
Bulando Hausle Hi Jivan Ki Haqikat Hai,
Fauladon Ki Raftatar,Takdiren Rok Nahi Sakti..!

Hamne Bandhane Ko Tod Diya,Hamne Sare Riste Nate Se Munh Mod Liya Hai,
Jab Se  Dekha Hai guru ,Hamne Apni Saa Ko,
Hamne Bhoot Pret Se Darna Chod Diya...!

Phir aaj koi ban ke yahn mehman aaya hai,
Husan ke duniya se ishq ka paigam aaya hai,
Aur Gori ke pyar me,Hoke diwana dekho,
kareena ke pichu pichu imran  Aaaya hai...!

Ishq ki dastan me aksar aise kisse hote hain
Kwab me ap ati hain,Ankh khulati hai to biwi ke sath hote hain..!

SSC Combined Higher Secondary Level 10+2 Previous 5 year Exam Paper with solutions pdf file

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Syllabus:

General Intelligence:

• Semantic Analogy
• Symbolic/Number Analogy
• Figural Analogy
• Semantic Classification
• Symbolic/Number Classification
• Figural Classification
• Semantic Series
• Number Series
• Figural Series
• Problem Solving*
• Word Building
• Coding and de-coding
• Numerical operations
• Symbolic operations

What is Budget, Types of Deficit with explanation, Difference between Budget Deficit and Fiscal Deficit and Problems of Fiscal deficit

Budget, Types of Deficit in India

Budget- Budget shows the Revenue & expenditure of the government. The government in India often spends more than what it earns.

                      

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A budget can be a balance budget, surplus budget or a deficit budget.
 *Balance Budget- If receipts are equal to expenditure.
 *Surplus Budget- If receipts are higher than expenditure.
 *Deficit Budget- If expenditure is more than receipts.

Budget has two accounts.

1) Revenue account- It is a day to day account.

a) Revenue receipt- It is govt. day to day receipts which includes Tax receipts (Direct & indirect), some non tax receipts like from penalties on breach of law, surplus of public enterprises, fee charged on govt. services ex. Driving license etc.

b) Revenue Expenditure- It includes expenditure on law & order, subsidies, Defence, interest payments, Civil administration.

2) Capital account-It is a long term account

a) Capital receipt-

- Proceeds from sale of assests.

- Proceeds from Disinvestment (i.e selling of govt share in PSU to public)

- Market borrowing from banks & other financial Institutions.

- Recovery of Past loans.

b) Capital Expenditure

- Expenditure on infrastructure

- Loan given to state govt. & Union Territory

- Repayment of past loan

Type of Deficits-

1) Revenue Deficit- When revenue expenditure is more than revenue receipts.

2) Budget Deficit- When Total expenditure (i.e Revenue expenditure + Capital Expenditure) is more than Total Receipts (i.e. Revenue receipts + Capital receipts) is termed as budget deficit.

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SYLLABUS FOR TIER-II OF THE EXAMINATION :

Paper-I : Quantitative Ability : The questions will be designed to test the ability of appropriate use of numbers and number sense of the candidate. The scope of the test will be the computation of whole numbers, decimals ,fractions and relationships between numbers, Percentage. Ratio & Proportion,Square roots, Averages, Interest, Profit and Loss, Discount, Partnership Business, Mixture and Alligation, Time and distance, Time & Work, Basic algebraic identities of School Algebra & Elementary surds, Graphs of Linear Equations, Triangle and its various kinds of centres, Congruence and similarity of triangles, Circle and its chords, tangents, angles subtended by chords of a circle, common tangents to two or more circles, Triangle, Quadrilaterals, Regular Polygons , Circle, Right Prism, Right Circular Cone, Right Circular Cylinder, Sphere, Hemispheres, Rectangular Parallelepiped, Regular Right Pyramid with triangular or square base, Trigonometric ratio, Degree and Radian Measures, Standard Identities, Complementary angles, Heights and Distances, Histogram, Frequency polygon, Bar diagram & Pie chart

What is Data,What is information,What is Data Proocessing,What is meta Data,What is Database, What is DBMS(Database Management system)

Data: Data is a collection of unprocessed items. Data is information required by the computer to be able to operate or to put it the other way information we put into the computer is called data. It is gathered from any source but cannot be organised. Some examples of data are Prices, Weights, Costs, Number of items sold or purchased etc.

The term data is often used to distinguish binary machine-readable information from textual human-readable information. For example, some applications make a distinction between data files (files that contain binary data) and text files (files that contain ASCII data).In database management systems, data files are the files that store the database information, whereas other files, such as index files and data dictionaries, store administrative information, known as metadata.

Information: It is a well organised data which we get after processing of data and it helps in decision making. The data, that have been processed in such a ways so as to increase the knowledge of the person who uses the data is known as information.

Data Processing/Information Processing/Electronic Data Processing: The process of converting the facts into meaningful information is known as Data processing. It is also known as Information processing. The objective of data processing is to get the desired information from any raw data.

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Basic Savings Bank Deposit Account' (BSBDA)

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Basic Savings Bank Deposit Account (BSBDA) makes it convenient for all(including poor and weaker sections) to avail of basic banking services without any fees or charges, and without maintaining any minimum balance in the account. Banks are required to convert the existing 'no-frills' accounts’ into 'Basic Savings Bank Deposit Accounts'. All the existing 'No-Frill' accounts may be treated as BSBDA accounts from the date of the circular i.e., August 22, 2012.

An individual is eligible to have only one 'Basic Savings Bank Deposit Account' in one bank. Holders of 'Basic Savings Bank Deposit Account' will not be eligible for opening any other savings account in that bank. If a customer has any other existing savings account in that bank, he / she will be required to close it within 30 days from the date of opening a 'Basic Savings Bank Deposit Account'.

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What is Foreign Investment?

Flows of Capital from one nation to another in exchange for significant ownership stakes in domestic companies or other domestic assets is known as Foreign Investment. Foreign Investment can come in several ways.

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Types of Foreign Investment:

1.    Foreign Direct Investment (FDI)

2.    Foreign Portfolio Investment (FPI)

1.  Foreign Direct Investment (FDI): FDI refers to investment in a foreign country where the investor retains the control over the investment. It means that a foreign investor generally an MNC invest in a country by way of setting up a plant, project or factory. They come with an intention of producing a commodity, construction of some infrastructure, providing some services (like Banking, Insurance, Aviation etc.) or technology. FDI is the most preferred form of Foreign Capital because it is stable, it is for long term and adds productive capacity to economy.

FDI can come to a nation through following routes:

You might have heard about: 29% FDI is allowed under Automatic route and 76% FDI is allowed under FIPB route. So here is the detail about the FDI routes.

a.    Automatic Route: Under this, a foreign investor does not require a prior approval of RBI before investing in INDIA. It has to inform within one month to RBI of bringing its Capital. Further, within next one month it has to inform RBI of issuing shares to non-resident Indians.

b.    Foreign Investment Promotion Board (FIPB): Under this, a foreign investor has to seek a prior approval of FIPB before investing in India. FIPB was set up in 1992. The sectors and industries for which FIPB approval is needed may be those:

·         Activities requiring industrial license

·         Small Scale Industries

·         Industry where the Foreign investor already have a joint venture etc.

c.    NRIs and Overseas Corporate Bodies (OCB): Under this, government encourages NRI and OCB to invest in INDIA. Most of this are owned by NRIs.

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Basel accord refers to a set of agreements set up by Basel Committee on Bank Supervision (BCBS), which provides recommendations on banking, regulations in regards to capital risk, market risk and operational risk. The purpose of the accord is to ensure that financial institutions have enough capital on account to meet obligations and absorb unexpected losses.

The Basel Committee is named after the Swiss town of Basel. The Basel Committee on Banking Supervision operates under the support of the Bank of International Settlements (BIS) located in Basel, Switzerland.

                             

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BASEL-1

Basel-1 is the round of deliberations by central bankers from around the world, and in 1998, the BCBS published a set of minimal capital requirements for banks.It is the first accord in the series of Basel norms. Basel-1 primarily focus on credit risk. Assets of banks are classified and grouped in five categories according to credit risk, carrying risk weights of zero, ten, twenty, fifty, and up to one hundred percent. Banks with international presence are required to hold capital equal to 8 per cent of the risk-weighted assets. It was enforced by law in the Group of Ten (G-10) countries in 1992 but Japan banks permitted an extended transition period.