Sidhu Paji Shayaris in Comedy Night with Kapil with pictures, Bittoo shayari, Gutthi funny jokes, Baba ji ka thullu Sms etc.

Chalo Safar mein Rut hai suhaani, Chennai Express
Begum aur Badshaah ki kahani, Chennai Express
Ishq ka kaaba, Husn ki Mathura, Prem ke 2 minar
Paigam-e-muhabbat Sabki Jubaani, Chennai Express

Ishq walo ko husn ka jawab aaya hai
Sitaro ke sath chalke, chand-e-mehtab aaya hai
Apne dil ki dhadkano ko thaam ke rakho Guru
Aaj kapil ki mehfil me Deepika naam ka Inqlaab aaya hai

  

जो मेहबूब को देख के जोर जोर से धड़के,
उसे दिल कहते हैं..
और जो उस दिल को हंसा के खुश करे,
उसे कपिल कहते हैं|

Upar Wale Teri Maya, Kahin dhup kahin chaya
Aaj Kareena aayi,Sath me Imran Kyuo Aaya

Guthi: Lambi Umar Jeene Ke Liye Kya Trick Hai?

Kapil: Shadi Kar Lo!

Iske 2 Fayade Honge..

Lambi Zindagi Jeene Ki Ichha Hi Khatam Ho Jayegi

Aur Bachi Hui Umar Bhi Lambi Lagne Lage Gi!

Siyasat ki mandi badi nasheeli hai
Iss mandi me sabne madira p li hai
Kamarbandh pukhta hain sirf dalalo ke
Aam aadmi ki dhoti to yaaro dheeli h

Ameer aadmi hota hai beemar
to jata hai london paris or sydney
Aur gareeb ho jaaye beemar
to Haspatal mein gayab ho jaati hai uski Kidney