Sidhu Paji Shayaris in Comedy Night with Kapil with pictures, Bittoo shayari, Gutthi funny jokes, Baba ji ka thullu Sms etc.

Chalo Safar mein Rut hai suhaani, Chennai Express
Begum aur Badshaah ki kahani, Chennai Express
Ishq ka kaaba, Husn ki Mathura, Prem ke 2 minar
Paigam-e-muhabbat Sabki Jubaani, Chennai Express

Ishq walo ko husn ka jawab aaya hai
Sitaro ke sath chalke, chand-e-mehtab aaya hai
Apne dil ki dhadkano ko thaam ke rakho Guru
Aaj kapil ki mehfil me Deepika naam ka Inqlaab aaya hai

  

जो मेहबूब को देख के जोर जोर से धड़के,
उसे दिल कहते हैं..
और जो उस दिल को हंसा के खुश करे,
उसे कपिल कहते हैं|

Upar Wale Teri Maya, Kahin dhup kahin chaya
Aaj Kareena aayi,Sath me Imran Kyuo Aaya

Guthi: Lambi Umar Jeene Ke Liye Kya Trick Hai?

Kapil: Shadi Kar Lo!

Iske 2 Fayade Honge..

Lambi Zindagi Jeene Ki Ichha Hi Khatam Ho Jayegi

Aur Bachi Hui Umar Bhi Lambi Lagne Lage Gi!

Siyasat ki mandi badi nasheeli hai
Iss mandi me sabne madira p li hai
Kamarbandh pukhta hain sirf dalalo ke
Aam aadmi ki dhoti to yaaro dheeli h

Ameer aadmi hota hai beemar
to jata hai london paris or sydney
Aur gareeb ho jaaye beemar
to Haspatal mein gayab ho jaati hai uski Kidney

Comedy nights with kapil jokes collection text sms including babaji ka thullu gutthi palak song jokes

Bittu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare.
Daadi:- thik he.
Bittu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,maiaur behen.
Daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.
Bittu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.
Bittu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi:- kutte .....Soja chup chap

 

Bittu - Baba ji ka thullu.. Gutthi - Palak gutthi gutthi palak.. Dadi - Ittu sa tha tu, Ittu sa.. Bua - I'm just tuuwnety two years hot and saxxy lady

Siddhu - Thoko Gutthi - Shayari bhi thhok? roti bhi thhok? keel bhi thhok? Joke bhi thhok ? Arz Thhok ri hun Siddhu - Sab kuch thokko

Palak: Didi.. Kya Sach Me.. Main Khoobsurat Lag Rahi Hu? Gutthi: Palak.. Tu Aisi Baate Kyu Karti Hai.. Jisse Teri Hamesha Bejjati Hoti Hai

2 Mins of Silence For Those People
Who Bought Blackberry Only For BBM
25k Ka Phone Liya..
Time to Time 400 Ka Recharge Krwaya..
Har Time Hang Hone Par Wait Kiya..
Reboot Hone Par Bhi Sabar Rakha..
Itna Sabh Jhelnee Ke Baad Bhi Blackberry Walo Ko Kya Mila??
Babaji Ka Thullu

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Latest and best Gutthi, Palak, Kapil, Sidhu funny jokes chutkule text sms messages 140 words

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Na Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? Babaji ka Thullu

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Guthi: MS Excel
Palak: MS WordBittu: MS Powerpoint .
Sidhu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

Guthi Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…
Wo BANK me jaaker so gyi
Puchho kyun?
Kyunki
Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki
“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”

Bank Manager:
Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai..
Guthi: Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai, to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahin chahiye!

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Kapil/Bitto Gutthi Palak Ranbeer funny text sms baba ji ka thullu with meaning funny text sms jokes chutkule (Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya.. Hindustan Ka Number One Show.)

Kapil Sharma : Ranbir Aapne Aap Movies Banate Ho..
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho..
Film Hit Hojati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai..
Aapko Kya Milta Hai? Babaji Ka Thullu

Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya..
Hindustan Ka Number One Show.
Kya TRPs..
Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai..
Tujhe Kya Mila??
Babaji Ka Thullu 

Who are we?
Engineers
What do we want?
Good marks, full attendance and no homework.
What do we get?
Babaji ka thullu.

Kapil Sharma And A Girl Standing On The BusStop
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya...Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace..
Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.
Kapil : Kamaal Hai.. Itni Saati Achi Cheeze Phir Bhi Tu Bhootni Lag Rahi Hai..
Ladki Ko Mila: Babaji ka Thullu

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Babaji ka Thullu gutthi palak funny jokes with songs and Gutthi messages in hindi font (आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा)

आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल
आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा

आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल
आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा
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जलवा.. Fashion का है यह जलवा

Gutthi introducing Monday- "Gutthi-Monday, Monday-Ganday, Sunday-Funday, Funday-Meenu, Meenu-Office, Office-Monday... Kapil interrupts- Monday ne humein aajtak kya diya? Baba Ji ka thullu.

Gutthi to Shahid : Jab mai kambl utarti hu to mujhe thand lagti hai,
jab mai kambl odhti hu to mujhe garmi lagti hai,
or jab mai kambl se ek pair bahr nikalti hu to mujhe thik lgta hai
esa kyu...?
Sahid : Aap kapde pehenke soti ho ya bina kapdo ke..?
Gutthi : No personal quesn plz...!!!!! 

Guthhi kambal....kambal guthi...
guthi garmi...garmi guthi....
guthi cold.....cold guthi....
guthi sahid....sahid guthi

Kapil Sharma : Ranbir Aapne Aap Movies Banate Ho..
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho..
Film Hit Hojati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai..
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
Babaji Ka Thullu

Latest and the Best Gutthi Palak bittoo Funny jokes chutkule text sms with babaji ka thullu Comedy nights with Kapil (Palak Facebook.. Facebook Palak, Fans Palak.. Palak Fans)

Palak Facebook.. Facebook Palak,
Fans Palak.. Palak Fans,
Gutthi Facebook.. Facebook Gutthi...
Fans Gutthi.. Gutthi Fans
Palak Gutthi.. Gutthi Palak 

Kapil - Bigg Boss - Bigg Boss - Kapil - Kapil - Salman - Salman - Bigg Boss!

Gutthi Hrithik..Hrithik Gutthi..
Dadi Hrithik...Hrithik Dadi..
Dadi Gutthi...Gutthi Dadi...
Dadi Madhuri ...Madhuri Remo...
Remo Karan...Karan Camera...
Camera Lens.....Lens .....
Lens Ki Batti.. Haye Mein Toh Confuse Ho Gayi

Madhuri mohini.. Mohini anil..
Anil madhuri.. Madhuri kapil..
Kapil anil.. Audience one tow ka four..

Kapil

O

Kapil…

1, 2, 3…..

Kapil

Deewaaanaa
Mastaanaaa hai Kapil
Comedy Nights… Number One
Number one…. hai yeh Kapil

Iski Bua hai sabpe bhari
Daadi ki daaru se yaari
Biwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii

Gutthi Palak ka apna Ronaaaa
Siddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…
Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil

O Deewanaa

O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil

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Latest and the Best Babaji Ka Thullu jokes, Chutkule Funny sms, shayari, Kapil and Gutthi sms in hindi 140 characters

Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai, Tax Pay Karta Hai, Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? BABA JI KA THULLU

Gutthi kapil
kapil sidhu sahab
sidhu sahab virat
virat raina
raina camera
camera cameraman
cameraman audience
audience bade pet vale uncle
bade pet vale uncle gutthi
gutthi palak

Arzz kiya hai,
mujse break-up kr k tu ban gyi ullu
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Mujse brek-up kr k tu bn gyi ullu
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.maine toh nayi patta li tuje kya mila?

Babaji ka thullu

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Top 10 Babaji Ka thullu sms (Politics Special)140 characters (Aap FB Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte hai "ADD ME I'M BLOCKED")

Log itni der line m lag k vote dalte h

apne representative ko jeetna dekhna chahte h.

Phr agar wo MP ban jata h

to logo ko kya deta h

Babaji Ka Thullu

Aap FB Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte hai "ADD ME I'M BLOCKED" Aur Sochte hai Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi..
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABA JI KA THULLU

Le gaya tha ravan sita ji ko bana ke ullu 

aur badle mein use kya mila BABA JI KA THULLU

Teacher randomly - x+x ?

Student – x

 Teacher - x+x 

Another student -Baba ji ka thullu

If Gutthi Introduces Engg. in Comedy Nights... Gutthi - Palak Palak - Engg Engg. - Exams Exams - difficult , Difficult - Back, Back - Another Attempt, Another Attempt - Jan, Jan - Aug , Aug - Jan , Jan - Aug ! 

Aur Phir Baba Ji Ka Thullu

THe Best Baba Ji ka thullu sms collections Hind Font 140 words/characters (अर्ज़ किया है, मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू)

Arz Kiya Hai..Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu.

Na Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? 

Baba Ji Ka Thullu 

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अर्ज़ किया है,

मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू

मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू

मैंने तो नयी पटा ली तुझे क्या मिला?
बाबाजी का ठुल्लू??

maine itni mehnat se page banaya.

likes laayi active kiya par mujhe kya mila? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU 

BBM Chalane Ke Liye Aap BlackBerry Mobile Lete Hon. Khareedne Ke Baad Meh Kya Mila?
BABA JI KA THULLU

Kapil and Gutthi special babaji ka thullu message text sms in hindi 140 characters (Mujse Break-Up kar k ban gye tu ullu.)

Mujse Break-Up kar k ban gye tu ullu.

Mujse Break-Up kar k ban gye tu ullu

Maine to naye ptta le,

tumhae kya mila "Baba Ji Ka Thullu"

Gutthi - Cricket
Cricket - Match Match - Team
Team - India
India - Australia
Australia - Bada Score
Bada Score - India
India - Aasan Jeet
Asaan Jeet - Khushi
Khushi - Sidhu Pajji
Sidhu Pajji - Thoko Taali
Australia Ne Samjha India ko Ullu
Australia Ne Samjha India ko Ullu
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359 runs bana ke bhi kya mila - BABAJI KA THULLU!!! 

BREAKING NEWS..the most commonly word "baba ji ki Booti" now change to "baba ji ka thullu". Thankx to kapil.

Best Baba ji ka thullu special sms collection in hindi text message 140 words/characters (The common meaning of fear and Guts?)

Congres ne socha k Delhi k janta ko fir bnayege 5 saal tak ullu .

par voting m unhe mila kya baba ji ka thullu

Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.. Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.. Ladkiya Patayega.. Usse Kya Milta Hai?

BABA JI KA THULLU

Big boss chahte hain ki Pratyusha Confession room me ayein !

Pratyusha : Jee Bigg Boss? 

Bigg Boss : aapke liye kuch hai humare pas 

Pratyusha : Wo kya hai Bigg Boss?

Bigg Boss : "BABAJI KA THULLU!!" 

ab aap ja sakti hai

Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha raha hoon Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI. KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA.. REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA? BABAJI KA THULLU

The common meaning of fear and Guts?

 Asking a question in comedy nights with kapil show.!!!

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Baba ji ka thullu meaning , hindi font sms 140 characters (आज मेरे पास गाड़ी हैं बंगला हैं पैसा हैं तुम्हारे पास क्या हैं )

आज मेरे पास गाड़ी हैं बंगला हैं पैसा हैं तुम्हारे पास क्या हैं ?

मेरे पास .... मेरे पास ...मेरा पास बाबाजी का ठुल्लू हैं |

Kapil sharma unique Baba Ji Ka Thullu sms jokes in hindi (Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . . )

Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . .
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho . .
Film Hit Ho jati Hai . .
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai . .
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THULLU.
Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya. . .
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP's hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila???
BABA JI KA THULLU

Baba Ji ka thullu funny jokes (Exams Ke Time Raat)

Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta
Hai Sirf
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BABA JI KA THULLU

Gutthi and Baba Ji ka Thullu special comedy sms (If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy)

If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy
nights...
Gutthi-palak,
palak -engg.,
engg.-exams,
Exams - difficult ,
difficult - fail,
fail - another attempt,
another attempt -nov,
nov -may ,
may - nov ,
nov - may!
Aur phir baba ji ka thullu

Top Baba ji ka thullu sms in hindi (Ham Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, )

Ham Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Ham Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyar Mein Ullu,         Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hame Kya Mila?

 "BABA JI KA THULLU" 

Baba ji ka thullu exam jokes (Hum Exams ke liye itna padhte hein)

Hum Exams ke liye itna padhte hein

itna yaad karte hein

itna likhte hein, itna paper waste karte hein, itna ink waste karte hein 

Aur results mein hame kya milta hai .

    ''BABA JI KA THULLU''

Baba Ji Ka Thullu funny jokes (Le gaya tha ravan sita ji ko )

Le gaya tha ravan sita ji ko 

aur badle mein use kya mila

BABA JI KA THULLU 

Babaj ka thullu special jokes (Weekend ka wow....)

Weekend ka wow....
Sath mae Salluuuu...

Kapil ka aww.....
Sath mae babji ka thulluu... 

Baba ji ka thullu funny jokes (Boy: Hey, Today I want to tell you those 3 magical words.)

Boy: Hey, Today I want to tell you those 3 magical words.
Girl: Oh, Wow, just tell me now. Meh to dow baar sununghi!
Boy: "Babaji Kaa Thullu". 

Dusri Baar Sunanaa Hey?