Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Friday, December 28, 2012

3 idiots facebook version ranchod das chanchad facebook version joke funny joke (Rancho: Smiling Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?)

3 Idiots - Facebook Style

Rancho: Smiling
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya!
Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like... Comment-Like...
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post.
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein.
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao.
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh.
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures,messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha.
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya.





Comedy nights with kapil jokes collection text sms including babaji ka thullu gutthi palak song jokes

Bittu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare.
Daadi:- thik he.
Bittu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,maiaur behen.
Daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.
Bittu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.
Bittu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi:- kutte .....Soja chup chap
 

Bittu - Baba ji ka thullu.. Gutthi - Palak gutthi gutthi palak.. Dadi - Ittu sa tha tu, Ittu sa.. Bua - I'm just tuuwnety two years hot and saxxy lady

Siddhu - Thoko Gutthi - Shayari bhi thhok? roti bhi thhok? keel bhi thhok? Joke bhi thhok ? Arz Thhok ri hun Siddhu - Sab kuch thokko

Palak: Didi.. Kya Sach Me.. Main Khoobsurat Lag Rahi Hu? Gutthi: Palak.. Tu Aisi Baate Kyu Karti Hai.. Jisse Teri Hamesha Bejjati Hoti Hai


2 Mins of Silence For Those People
Who Bought Blackberry Only For BBM
25k Ka Phone Liya..
Time to Time 400 Ka Recharge Krwaya..
Har Time Hang Hone Par Wait Kiya..
Reboot Hone Par Bhi Sabar Rakha..
Itna Sabh Jhelnee Ke Baad Bhi Blackberry Walo Ko Kya Mila??
Babaji Ka Thullu

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

ek ladka-ladki hotel m gaye, (Joke sms)

ek ladka-ladki hotel m gaye,
waiter- kya loge?
ldki- sabjio wali gujia.
waiter- what??
ladka- gaon(village) ki h sali,
SAMOSA maang rai h.

Sir: What is the color of Lourd Ram & Krishan? (Joke sms)

Sir: What is the color of Lourd Ram & Krishan?
Boy:Both r green
Sir: How do u know.
Boy; B'coz i heard the people saying "HARE RAMA HARE KRISHNA...

A lady buys new Sim card (Joke sms)

A lady buys new Sim card
2 surprise husband
She goes to the Kitchen,& Calls 
"HI DARLING"
He says "Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitchen

Dr:Srry,Opertion k waqt handgloves ander rah gaye h (Joke sms)

Dr:Srry,Opertion k waqt handgloves ander rah gaye h dobara operation karna padega Santa:Abe pagal ho gaya h Yeh le rs20 naye kharid lena

Friday, November 18, 2011

Train me Warning likhi thi (Jokes SMS)

Train me Warning likhi thi
"Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar."

Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..

Girl to customer care :- Mujhe 1 msg 40 logo ko bhejna h to kese bheju? (Jokes SMS)

Girl to customer care :- Mujhe 1 msg 40 logo ko bhejna h to kese bheju?

Cst Care :- Kya msg h?

Girl :- Hi Janu, I have no balance, pls 100 ka rechrage krva do...

College ke peeche nadi mein principle doob raha tha (Jokes SMS)

College ke peeche nadi mein principle doob raha tha
pappu ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate huwe bhaga
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Kal chutti h..
kal chutti h..

traffic police notebook nikal k bola-"Naam?" (Jokes SMS)

traffic police notebook nikal k bola-"Naam?"

Ladka-"Trikulavattyya Thekkeparambli Swami"

Police (Notebook band karte hue)-"Aage se gadi jara dhire chalana!"

God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge? (Jokes SMS)

God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge?

Imran: Rawan.

God: Wo Kyu?

Imran: 1 munh se ki$$ kar kar k thak gaya hu. :D

Girl : Im warning you, (Jokes SMS)

Girl : Im warning you,
my Mummy is coming back in halfan hour..
Boy : But Im not doing anything..
...Girl : Thats why Im warning you..
Hurry up !.

A guy sitting wit his gf, drinkng beer sys,"I love u" (Jokes SMS)

A guy sitting wit his gf, drinkng beer sys,"I love u".

gal says-"is it u or d beer talkng?".

boy replies,"its me.
talking 2 my beer, u shut up"

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari th!k karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he (Jokes SMS)

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari th!k karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he

Dr-Aap to lucky ho

Lady-Ni,kal inki bv mayke se lautne wali he.

Child- dad i too wants to become a doctor as you. (Jokes SMS)

Child- dad i too wants to become a doctor as you.
Dad-what qualification are there to you to become a doctor.
child-my hand writing

PATI:Khana taiyar hai? (Jokes SMS)

PATI:Khana taiyar hai?
WIFE:thodi der aur
P:Thik hai,Me Bahr kha leta hu
W: 5min ruko
PATI:5min me taiyar ho jayga
WIFE:-Nahi Me Taiyar ho jati hu

WIFE Night Me Pati Se- MERI TARAF FACE KAR K SO (Jokes SMS)

WIFE Night Me Pati Se- MERI TARAF FACE KAR K SO
JAO NA,
MUZE DARR LAG RAHA HAI...

HUSBAND- AACHA AUR MAI BHALE HE DAR KE MARE MAR
JAU..
;)

Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu (Jokes SMS)

Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu
Banta: Wo koun si?
S:Biwi makeup kre to kharcha bardasht nhi hota
aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt (Jokes SMS)

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?
Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..

GF: Wat R U Going 2Gift On My B'day? (Jokes sms)

GF: Wat R U Going 2Gift On My B'day?

Bf:Footbal

Gf: Bt I Dn't Play Futbal?
BF: I knw, But U Also Gifted Me "Book"