Showing posts with label Insult. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insult. Show all posts

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai (Insult SMS)

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai
19000 Rs. salary hai
Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he
Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Achha Ek Bat Batao, (Insult SMS)

Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?




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Koi Jaldi nhi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena!

Magic (Insult SMS)

Magic

Keep 1 MOnkey in your right side &
keep 1 MOnkey in your Left side


Then look into the mirrior

You will see extra 1 monkey in middle !!

Jus Try !

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha? (Insult sms)

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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.Urgently call karke bata
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Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye

Oopar aasman hai (Insult sms)

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u (Insult sms)

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HAI

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he (Insult)

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he

agar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna
varna insan ban jaoge

Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ (Insult sms)

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~

When I See Your Face,

There's Not A Thing

That

I Would Change. . .

Except The Direction

I Am Walking In .

Girl-Do u like me? (Insult sms)

Girl-Do u like me?

Boy-NO (girl got sad)

Boy-y r u sad?

Girl-Coz u dont like me:(

Boy-u never asked if i luv u?

Girl-Aww!Do u luv me?

Boy-NO;)