Latest and best Gutthi, Palak, Kapil, Sidhu funny jokes chutkule text sms messages 140 words

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Na Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? Babaji ka Thullu

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Guthi: MS Excel
Palak: MS WordBittu: MS Powerpoint .
Sidhu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

Guthi Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…
Wo BANK me jaaker so gyi
Puchho kyun?
Kyunki
Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki
“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”

Bank Manager:
Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai..
Guthi: Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai, to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahin chahiye!

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