Monday, September 26, 2011

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hain (Shayari SMS)

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hain
Tere Naam Pe Jaan Bhi Fida Karte Hain
Tujhko Phool Bhi Zakhm Na Dene Paaye
Khuda Se Har Dam Yehi Duaa Karte Hai

KHUSHI k lamhy kis qadar mukhtasit hoty hai…… (Funny SMS)

KHUSHI k lamhy kis qadar mukhtasit hoty hai……
….Faraz…..
Abhi pankha chalaya hi ta k LIGHT chali gai…..!!!;-)

Tasver banai hy par AKS nahi milta, (Hindi SMS)

Tasver banai hy par AKS nahi milta,
.
Dil ki kitab ko koi Shaks nahi milta,
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Phirte rehte ho tum zamane ki talash mai,
.
Bas Humare liye hi tumko waqt nahi milta.

What Is The Difference b/w.. (Funny SMS)

What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..

?

Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL

&

Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

May you grow in love and friendship (GOOD LUCK SMS)

May you grow in love and friendship through the years listening,
learning, leaving room for change Yet always close enough to whisper.
Best Wishes on Your Marriage!

Is patthar ki duniya mein aksar (Shayari SMS)

Is patthar ki duniya mein aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..
Ankhein bhi sambhal kar band karna mere dost,
Palko ke beech bhi aksar sapne tut jaya karte hai..

It hurts wn ppl don't like us (Funny SMS)

It hurts wn ppl don't like us
It hurts wn people don't love us
But most of all, it hurts wn
We dont get attendance inspite of attending D lecture

You're on the threshold of... (GOOD LUCK SMS)

You're on the threshold of a wonderful life as
husband and wife! Congratulations and Best Wishes!!

Uthata hai dard dil ki gahrayion se, (Shayari SMS)

Uthata hai dard dil ki gahrayion se,
Darta hu yaron in tanhaiyon se.
Pyar me daga khana manzoor nahi,
Chhutata nahi pichha fir rusvaiyon se…

80yrs old man to a doctor: (Funny SMS)

80yrs old man to a doctor: my 20yrs old wife is pragnant, any advice plz??
Doctor: pehle aik kahani suno. “aik shikari, shikar main jatay hoe ghalti se apni bandoq ki jagha chatri(umbrella) le gya, usne jungle main aik shair dekha jaldi se chatri ka handle ghumaya or fire krdia, shair gira or tarap kar mar gya.
Old main: namumkin, kissi or ne fire kiya hoga.
Doctor: EXACTLY.

Try to mess up boy's hair , he will find it cute... (Funny SMS)

Try to mess up boy's hair , he will find it cute...
try to mess up girl's hair....
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may your soul rest in peace

For a Special Couple on Your (GOOD LUCK SMS)

For a Special Couple on Your Wedding Day Love grows
deeper, stronger, and more beautiful when it is planted by God...

Bas Itna Kehna Chahta Hoon (Shayari SMS)

Bas Itna Kehna Chahta Hoon
Ke Hamesha Intizar Karoonga
Is Kaeenat Se Ziada Pyar Karoonga
Magar Jab Tumhien Meri Yaad Aye
To Rukna Mat
“Mere Paas Laut Aana “

Dooriyan bohat hain per itna samajh lo, (Hindi SMS)

Dooriyan bohat hain per itna samajh lo,
Paas reh ker hi koi rishta khaas nahin hota,
Tum dil k paas itnay ho k,
Dooriyoon ka ehsas nahin hota.

Arjun:I can aim & shoot the eye of a fish: (Funny SMS)

Arjun:I can aim & shoot the eye of a fish:
.
Rajni:
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I can break that fish's eye's cell's mitochondria's protein's terminal amino acids' peptide bond...
MIND IT!

Only dreaming life will not let (GOOD LUCK SMS)

Only dreaming life will not let
you to have your goals.
Luck works for those people who
work hard to live their dreams.
Wish you best of luck for your efforts.

Aaj Aapke Pyar Me Kuch Kami Dekhi (Shayari SMS)

Aaj Aapke Pyar Me Kuch Kami Dekhi
CHAND Ki CHANDNI Me Kuch Nami Dekhi
Udas Hokar Laut Aaye Hm Apne Ghar
Jab Mehfil Apki Gairon Se Sazi Dekhi

Sunday, September 25, 2011

apni yadon ko mere ghar pe barasta dekho!! (Hindi SMS)

apni yadon ko mere ghar pe barasta dekho!!

ek aahat pe mere dil ko machalta dekho!

lagi he aag judai ki kitni shiddat se!

ek pal k liye aao mujhe jalta dekho!

Smiling People know the SECRET (Smile SMS)

Smiling People know the SECRET of Good Health,
Pleasant Personality, Sure Success &
Pure Happiness. Smile is the Style of superior persons...

"A Fool can become a genious (Quotes SMS)

"A Fool can become a genious
when he understands he is a fool"
but "A genious can become a fool when he
understands he is a genious"!-Dr. ABDUL KALAM..!

A relationship is not how (Relation SMS)

A relationship is not how long we been together.
not how much we give or take
not how many times we talk,its all about how we value each other..

2 ladies were fighting in bus for the seat in bus (Funny SMS)

2 ladies were fighting in bus for the seat in bus
Both were claiming that she came first one old man was
watching this all.
At last he said beta kyun lar rahi ho is ka hal
main tum ko bata ta hun
tum main jo omar main bari hain woh baith jai .dono ek
dosrey sey boli theek hin tum baith jao..

Jo Larki Mc-Donald pe Khane se maan jae woh (Funny SMS)

Jo Larki Mc-Donald pe Khane se maan jae woh
Us “BV” se behtar hai jo pure mahene Ki salary le kar b na maane.
Professor Imran HashmI

Smile is d Source of Success, (Smile SMS)

Smile is d Source of Success,Guarantee of Good Health,
+ve Trait in Pleasant Personality & d Harbinger of Happiness.
Smile is d Style of life

All d water of sea can't sink (Quotes SMS)

All d water of sea can't sink a ship
unless it gets inside d ship..
similarly negative of world can't put U
doen unless U allow it to get inside U...

Best relation 1kitab ki tarh he, (Relation SMS)

Best relation 1 kitab ki tarh he,
wo kitni b purani ho jaye par uske alfaz nahi badlenge.
At any point in time would enjoy reading it.

Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge (Hindi SMS)

Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge
jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar paoge.

Rishte per naaz karo (Relation SMS)

Rishte per naaz karo,kal jitna bharosa tha utna aaj karo,
Rishta wo nahi jo sirf gum or khushi me sath de,
Rishta to wo hai jo har pal apnepan ka ehsas de..

Rishte per naaz karo (Relation SMS)

Rishte per naaz karo,kal jitna bharosa tha utna aaj karo,
Rishta wo nahi jo sirf gum or khushi me sath de,
Rishta to wo hai jo har pal apnepan ka ehsas de..

Na jane konsi baat aakhri hogi, (Hindi SMS)

Na jane konsi baat aakhri hogi,
na jane konsi raat aakhri hogi,
karni hai to karle jee bhar ke baatein,
na jane hamari konsi saanse aakhri hogi

Na jane konsi baat aakhri hogi, (Hindi SMS)

Na jane konsi baat aakhri hogi,
na jane konsi raat aakhri hogi,
karni hai to karle jee bhar ke baatein,
na jane hamari konsi saanse aakhri hogi

Khusi nahi to life waste ,salt nahi to food (Smile SMS)

Khusi nahi to life waste ,salt nahi to food
waste, without story cinema waste, hamara
SMS nahi to apka mobile waste, but apki
SMILE nahi to hamara SMS waste. .

as the time gose on , (Relation SMS)

as the time gose on ,
the taste of Relation increases...
It either become more Sweet or Salty that depends on what u add it everyday

The Golden words of Mahatma Gandhi: (Quotes SMS)

The Golden words of Mahatma Gandhi:
when you are right,No need to be angry,
when you are worng,you have no right to be angry....

Rishton Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti He, (Relation SMS)

Rishton Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti He,
Jab Insaan Galat Fehmi Me Paida Hone
Wale Sawalon Ka Jawaab Bhi Khud Hi Bana Leta He.

Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na ho jaye, (Shayari SMS)

Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na ho jaye,
Aaj kahin likhte likhte shaam na ho jaye,
ker raha hon intezar tere izhar-e-mohabbat ka,
Isi intezar mei zindagi tamam na ho jaye,
ab to nahi leta tera naam sar-e-aam is darr say,
kahin naam tera badnaam na ho jaye,
Mangta hoon dua jab tu yaad aata hay,
K judair meray pyar ka anjaam na ho jaye.!

Inspiration is the word (Smile SMS)

Inspiration is the word which makes work better.....

Thw most powerful inspiration is the smile......

I wish u to carry it on ur face all the time.....

Super quota about ATTITUDE: (Quotes SMS)

Super quota about ATTITUDE:
" I can prove,that my friends are perfect,
Bcoz I am the best exmple of their choice..!

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai (Insult SMS)

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai
19000 Rs. salary hai
Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he
Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.

Tasver banai h par AKS nahi milta, (Hindi SMS)

Tasver banai h par AKS nahi milta,
.
Dil ki kitab ko koi Shaks nahi milta,
.
Phirte rehte ho tum zamane ki talash mai,
.
Bas Humare liye hi tumko waqt nahi milta.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Nice Lines By CHANAKYA:- (Encouragement SMS)

Nice Lines By CHANAKYA:-
You Are Born
Without Anything But You Die With Your Name...
So
"That Name Must
Not Be A Word
only,
It Must Be A
History....

Do U know D relation beetween (Smile SMS)

Do U know D relation beetween Smile & UR face?
.
UR face looks gud with a smile,but smile look more gud on UR face.
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So keep smiling.

Phool khile, kaliyan khili, (Hindi SMS)

Phool khile, kaliyan khili,
wah wah…
phool khile,kaliyan khili ,
Ab gulab ki baari hai…
hamne to sms bhej diye
janab ab aapki bari hai…

Achha Ek Bat Batao, (Insult SMS)

Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?




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Koi Jaldi nhi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena!

Takleef or Mohabbat dono insaan (Love Sms)

Takleef or Mohabbat dono insaan ko ansu de kar jati hai par ek farq hai...
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Takleef
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Kabhi na kabhi khtam ho jati hai...
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Magar Mohabbat....
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Kabhi khtam nahi hoti.

Birthday is d celebration (Birthday SMS)

Birthday is d celebration of day of birth &
all good that we have done, achieved, enjoyed & cherished since then. Have a happy, Hilarious, Happening day.

you were born many years back (Birthday SMS)

you were born many years back to bring love & happiness into my life.
Once again i believe in god.
happy birthday u big smile.

Dooriyan bohat hain per (Hindi SMS)

Dooriyan bohat hain per itna samajh lo,
Paas reh ker hi koi rishta khaas nahin hota,
Tum dil k paas itnay ho k,
Dooriyoon ka ehsas nahin hota.

Magic (Insult SMS)

Magic

Keep 1 MOnkey in your right side &
keep 1 MOnkey in your Left side


Then look into the mirrior

You will see extra 1 monkey in middle !!

Jus Try !

Boy: What Should I Do ? (LOVE SMS)

Boy: What Should I Do ?
Girl: Just Follow Your Heart.

Boy: What Do You Think My Heart Says ?

Girl: I Don’t Know,I’m Not Your Heart.
Boy: You’re Most 0f It

May God bless u (Birthday SMS)

May God bless u with Happiness, Goodness, Wellness & Richness.
May u be Successful in each & every endeavour of your life.
Happy Birthday.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

love is like a flight, (Love Sms, )

love is like a flight,
because take of and landing it should be care,,
like that v must handle the love and lover
be careful lovers

I wake up each morning and (Care sms)

I wake up each morning and
the thought of u makes it a brighter day.
U know i care right and always will...

A brother is like a moon. (Birthday sms)

A brother is like a moon.
A friend is like a star.
The sky look beautiful with stars.
But even more beautiful with the moon.
happy Birthday.

Everyone in the world is (Love Sms)

Everyone in the world is
searching for love
We say, "we love to eat, we love
our pets, we love to make
money." But, that kind of love

Funny but true : (funny sms)

Funny but true :
Love is so beautiful wonderful and amazing It is best thing in the world..
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until it happens to your daughter.

Teacher: Baday Ho K Kya Banogay? (Joke sms)

Teacher: Baday Ho K Kya Banogay?
Sardar: Pilot
Teacher: Q?
Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota.

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha? (Insult sms)

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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.Urgently call karke bata
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Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye

Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako, (Love Sms, )

Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako,
mat chaho use jise tum pa na sako,
Pyar kahan kisi ka poora hota hai,
Iska to pehla shabd hi adhoora hota hai….

Oopar aasman hai (Insult sms)

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai

I have so much love for you, (Love Sms)

I have so much love for you,
but, you're too blind to see,
there's nothing more I can do,
To make you stay close to me.

Please send me a cup of honey (Birthday sms)

Please send me a cup of honey
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Because mujhe apko Happy Birthday wish karna Hai meri ma kehti hai ki koi subh kaam karne se pehle kuchh meetha khana chaiye

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u (Insult sms)

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HAI

If You Love Someone, (Love Sms)

If You Love Someone, Give Them The Option To
Leave. . .
But
Never Give Them A Reason To Leave. . .

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, (Friendship sms)

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he (Insult)

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he

agar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna
varna insan ban jaoge

Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful

zindgi main agr kisi se sucha pyar kiya hai to (Love Sms)

zindgi main agr kisi se sucha pyar kiya hai to
uska name mann main tin bar bolke
ye sms apne sb frnds ko bhejo,muje bi,
aur agr ye sms tin bar vapis aaya to smjna ki mera pyar sucha hai..

It Is Nice (Care sms)

It Is Nice
When Some1 Holds
Umbrella For u In The
Rain
But
Its The Most Wonderful
If Some1 Holds ur Hand
And Runs Crazily With u
In The Rain..

Meri Mohabbat.. (Love Sms)

Meri Mohabbat..
Teri Tamanna Ka Hath Thamy
Rawish Rawish Par Latafto'n Ko Salaam Karti Guzr Rahi Thi K..

"Khawab Toot Gaya"

Paighaam to aik bahana tha.(Miss U SMS)

Paighaam to aik bahana tha.

Irada to aapko yaad dilana tha.

Aap yaad karen ya na karen, koi baat nahi.

Aapki yaad aa rahi hai, bas itna batana tha . . .

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ (Insult sms)

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~

When I See Your Face,

There's Not A Thing

That

I Would Change. . .

Except The Direction

I Am Walking In .

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, (Hindi SMS)

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Girl-Do u like me? (Insult sms)

Girl-Do u like me?

Boy-NO (girl got sad)

Boy-y r u sad?

Girl-Coz u dont like me:(

Boy-u never asked if i luv u?

Girl-Aww!Do u luv me?

Boy-NO;)

Mohbbat ka ajeeb kaarobar hamne kiya......(Love Sms)

Mohbbat ka ajeeb kaarobar hamne kiya......
Wo bewafa thi pr pyar hamne kiya.....
Agr wo chhod jaye to mat kho bura unko....
"KASOOR UNKA NHI ETBAAR HAMNE KIYA...."

Beautiful tomorrow never comes. (Quotes)

Beautiful tomorrow never comes.
When it comes it's already TODAY...
In hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your Wonderful Today..

So many wishes (Birthday sms)

So many wishes So many smiles
Too many memories Too few words With one big birthday
Happy Birthday!

You are my life. You are my strength. (Birthday sms)

You are my life. You are my strength.
You make me believe in me.
I promise to always love you and shower you with joy and care.
Happy Birthday, my angel. May you have a magical day.

Beautiful things happen to beautiful people (Bless SMS)

Beautiful things happen to beautiful people
with beautiful hearts in beautiful places. I pray
every day god adds more beauty to ur
beautiful life.

Sweetness in ur speech, (Bless SMS)

Sweetness in ur speech,

Talent in ur mind,

Love in ur heart,

Peace in ur eyes,

Strength in ur hands,

And

I wish always HAPPINESS in ur life

ye sitare.(Bless SMS)

ye sitare.
Aur ye nazare.
Sab lagte hai pyare.
Par tumey pata hai?
ye sabb wellwishers hai tumhare.
God bless u!

1 pathan doctor k pass gaya (Funny SMS)

1 pathan doctor k paas gaya

or bola k ghar ja k mareez check

karney k kitne paise loge?

doctor: 300

pathan:utho chalein

Dr ki motor cycle pey ghar pahuchne par

doctor n pocha mareez kaha hain

pathan:taxi wala 500 rps mang raha tha ap 300 main ley aye .

Aap hume kuch khas lagte hai. (Hindi SMS)

Aap hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In (Funny SMS)

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs

1. A Girl̢۪s Smile
&

2. A Girl̢۪s Tears.

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, (Sad Sms)

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

Every natural rose is an autograph from the (Bless SMS)

Every natural rose is an autograph from the
hands of god & every real friend is a blessing from the eyes of god.
U r truly a blessing.

Smile is a language of love, (Funny SMS)

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.

So please

Brush daily!

Congratulations !!! (Bless SMS)

Congratulations !!!

On your new little one.
May you always be
As happy as you r today.
And, for you and your new
baby we wish blessings
from GOD above....

Kisi se ruth jane ki bhi had hoti hay, (Funny SMS)

Kisi se ruth jane ki bhi had hoti hay,
kisi se dor jane ki bhi had hoti hay,
Ek piyar bhra sms kardo kanjus,,
Paise bchane ki bhi had hoti hay,

Todays Weather report: (Bless SMS)

Todays Weather report:
U will have rain of blessings, wind of joy, fog of peace,
Dew of love, snow of happiness,and blossom of waheguru grace.

Tumse door rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne, (Miss U SMS)

Tumse door rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,
Tumhare liye “God” se wish kiya humne,
Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,
Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.

Yehi wafa ka sila hai to koi baat nhi (Shayari)

Yehi wafa ka sila hai to koi baat nhi,

Ye dard TUM ne dia hai to koi baat nhi.

Kis ki majal jo mujh ko kahe bewafa,

Agr ye TUM ne kaha hai to koi baat nhi.

Look at sun and you see time. (Miss U SMS)

Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.
miss u

Har Majburi Se Larrna Seekh Lo. (Friendship sms)

Har Majburi Se Larrna Seekh Lo.
Har Ghum K Saath
Jeena Seekh Lo.
“Busy” Hum Bhi Kam Nahi,
Par Hamari Tarah
Dosto Ko Yaad Karna Seekh lo…

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, (Hindi SMS)

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

A Smile to start a day. (Bless SMS)

A Smile to start a day.
A prayer to bless your way.
A cheer to say.
Have a beautiful day.

Sweet things are easy to buy (Bless SMS)

Sweet things are easy to buy.
Sweet people are easy to say.
But sweet people like u
are very difficult to find.
May your whole life be as sweet as you.

Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Churaney Ki (Miss U SMS)

Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Churaney Ki
Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Main Bas Janey Ki
Ik Chehra Aap Ka Chand Sa
Ik Zid Humari Chand Ko Paney ki.
mis u

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, (Shayari sms)

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Our Life Is Long Time..! (Friendship SMS)

Our Life Is Long Time..!
We Meet For Short Time..!
But..!
You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..!
My Sweet Friend..!
I am Missing You This Time

May You Rise To The New Heights Of Success (good morning sms)

May You Rise To The New Heights Of Success
May The Dreams Of Your Eyes Come Alive
&
May Each Step U Take
Bring Smiles To U Forever.
gud mrng...

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Teacher :What happened in 1869? (Jokes)

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Hum jeete EK bar hai, (Funny SMS)

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Suraj ki kirne (Eid SMS)

Suraj ki kirne

Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar…
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar…
Har ghadi ho khushaal…
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!

â€Å“EID MUBARAK”

Bhool jana aadat thi unki, (Sad Sms)

Bhool jana aadat thi unki,
yaad rakhna hame bhi gawara na tha,
Apna saya samajh kr hm chalte the sath jinke,
hmara hokar bhi vo hmara na tha..

Is dard-e-dil ko zamana kya jane, (Sad Sms)

Is dard-e-dil ko zamana kya jane,
Ak bewafa ishk ko nibhana kya jaane,
Kabr ke ander hota hain kitna dard,
Ye uper phul chadhane wala kya jane

Ab dard me sukoon hai, (Sad Sms)

Ab dard me sukoon hai,
ab dard me he aram hai,
Kya dekh rahe ho hairat se,
ye khoon nahi hai jaam hai....

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..? (Funny SMS)

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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socho..
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..
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.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Mann Mein Aapki Har Baat Rahegi,(Friendship)

Mann Mein Aapki Har Baat Rahegi,
Basti Chhoti Hai Magar Aabad Rahegi,
Chahe Hum Bhula Dein Zamane Ko,
Magar Aapki Ye Pyari Dosti Hamesha Yaad Rahegi!

Mujhko nhi raha koi shikwa kabi kisi se,(Sad Sms)

Mujhko nhi raha koi shikwa kabi kisi se,
uth gaya aitbar mohabbat se dosti se,
gum mila ansu mile aur tanhai mili.
is se jyada aur kya mangun main zindagi se...???

Kisi ne has ke dekha to muskura baithe,(Sad Sms)

Kisi ne has ke dekha to muskura baithe,

kisi ne has ke baat ki to Dil laga baithe,

mari is Dil lagane ki aadat ne mujhe maar dala,

Jaane wale chale gaye hum Dil gawa baithe ...

Bada Afsoos Hota Hai (Sad Sms)

Bada Afsoos Hota Hai

Bada afsoos hota hai jab aapka zikra hota hai
Toh bewafai ka mahool hota hai..
Jaanta hun aap bewafa nahi ho magar
Dard toh iss dil ko hota hai..

Toony Nafrat Se Jo Dekha To Mujhy Yad Aya !(Shayari)

Toony Nafrat Se Jo Dekha To Mujhy Yad Aya !
Kaisy Rishty Teri Khatir Youhi Torr Aya Hoon
.
Kitny Dhundly Hein Ye Chehry Jinhe Apnaya He
Kitni Ojli Thee Wo Ankhein Jinhe Chorr Aya Hoon

Gumon ki mehfil thi, yadon ka basera tha. (Sad Sms)

Gumon ki mehfil thi, yadon ka basera tha.

halki si roshani thi har taraf andhera tha.

jiski roshni se roshan thi sari mehfil, wo kuch aur nahi Dil mera tha....

KABHI DOST KABHI DUSHMAN (Sad Sms)

KABHI DOST KABHI DUSHMAN
AUR KABHI KHUDA KO YAAD KIYA.........
EK TO THA HE DUSHMAN,
BS BAKI DONO NE BARBAD KIYA....

Harbhajan starts raising(Jokes)

Harbhajan starts raising
his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened,
its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but
the students
understand the
importance of
scoring 33.

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade(Hindi SMS)

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phul bikhar pade,
dukh vo nahi ki unhone hamein alvida kaha,
dukh toh yeh hai ki uske baad woh khud bhi ro pade.

Tum Chahey Kitna Bi Dhoor Ho Jaao,,,(Hindi SMS)

Tum Chahey Kitna Bi Dhoor Ho Jaao,,,
Par Meri Mohabbat Ke Silsiley Kabhi Na Kam Honge,,,
Jab Bi Lagey Tum Tanha Ho,,,
Palat Ke Dekna Tumhare Saaye Ke Jaga Hum Hongey,,,

U'n me forever.. (ASCII SMS)

o,,,o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U'n me forever..
and ever and ever!

Student: Yaar Dhoka Ho gaya (Funny SMS)

Student: Yaar Dhoka Ho gaya
GOLU: Kya hua?
Student: Maine Ghar se Books k liye Paise Mangawaye the Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di

Phool ko Soongho(Funny SMS)

Arz Karta Hu
Phool ko Songho to
Khusbu aati he
Phool ko Soongho
to
Khusbu aati he.

Nahi Sungho
to Nahi ati he

Jb Apka Naam Zuban Pe Aata Hai (Hindi SMS)

Jb Apka Naam Zuban Pe Aata Hai
Pata Nahi DIL Q Muskurata Hai
Tasali Ho Jati Hai Dil Ko
Koi To Hai Apna Jo HarPal Haste Huwe Yaad Ata Hai.

ASCII SMS

3|\ /3|
| 9\9/ | "3"|"" 9{" " 3{" "
| | | "9"} "9"}
"3" "" "3 " " 9"
9| |
| 3|
9-

remove 3 and 9 and see the magic

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

CHRISTMAS SMS

() ”’*()
(….’o’.)
Hmm…..

() “‘* ()
(.’o'….)
Where are you?

()*”’ ()
(……..)
where?

() ””*()
(.’o-…).”)
Ah..! There u r…

just want to say
Merry Christmas

Tum kya jano bewkuf dost kya hote h (Friendship)

Tum kya jano bewkuf dost kya hote h

tum kya jano pagal dost kya hote h

Qki tumhre Dost to intelligent h

Saali kismat to Hamari kharab hai

Jo Koi Na Kar Saka Wo Hm Kar Denge (Hindi SMS)

Jo Koi Na Kar Saka Wo Hm Kar Denge
Apke Mobile Ko Sms Se Bhar Denge
Himat He to SMS Karo
Varna Hum Akele Hi Tumahari Naak Me Dum Kar Denge

Acha Bhala Friend Tha ”’ (ASCII SMS)

Acha Bhala Friend Tha
”’
.(’.').
‘< )|(>‘
_/’\_

Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!

Taro ki B Kuch Kahani hogi (Hindi SMS)

Taro ki B Kuch Kahani hogi
Antrishk ki Duniya B Suhani Hogi
Aise hi nahi hai Asman ki Sundarta
Jarur wo B kisi k Pyar ki Nishaani Hogi.

Examiner:y r u under tension?(Jokes)

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?
stdnt-No Sir!By mistake i brought tomorrow exam’s Chit today

ASCII SMS

(‘.’)>
< “ _/”\_ <(‘.’) /”/>
_/“\_

(‘.’)>
< “ _/”\_ <(‘.’) /”/>
_/“\_

Itni KHUSHI Mere SMS Kay Aane Ki..

Pappu was writing his(Jokes)

Pappu was writing his
father’s name on a
1000 Watt bulb
Father asked him:What r u doing?
Pappu:Aapka naam roshan kar raha hu.

Teacher: sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota hai? (Jokes)

Teacher: sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota hai?
Stdnt: padhai me
Thr: wo kaise?
Stdnt: mam, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati hai..

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi (Funny SMS)

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai

FOOTPRINTS OF THE LORD (ASCII SMS)

FOOTPRINTS OF THE LORD

oooO
(....).... Oooo....
.\..(.....(.....)...
. .\_)..... )../....
. ......... (_/.....

SAI IS COMING YOUR WAY

these are the magic fishes (ASCII SMS)

these are the magic fishes
<:}}>< <:}}>< <:}}>< <:}}>< <:}}><
these can swim in ur mobile screen. u want to check ?

Aapki hasi kabhi kam na ho,(Hindi SMS)

Aapki hasi kabhi kam na ho,
aapki aankh aasuonse kabhi nam na ho,
aapko mile zindagi ki har khushi,
bhale us khushi mein hum ho no ho.

Do kadam toh sab sath chal lete hai,(Hindi SMS)

Do kadam toh sab sath chal lete hai,
par zindagi bhar ka sath koi nahi nibhata,
agar ro kar bhulai jati yaadein,
toh haskar koi gam na chupata.

Hum woh nahi jo tujhe gum mein chod denge,(Friendship)

Hum woh nahi jo tujhe gum mein chod denge,
hum woh nahi jo tujse naata tod denge,
hum toh tere woh dost hain jo,
agar teri saanse bandh ho to apni sanse jod denge.

ASCII SMS

__|_______________#____________._|_
_(__)___________#___#__________.(__)
_|#|__________#______#_________.|#|
_|#|________#__________#_______.|#|
_|#|______#___ Tajmahal __#______.|#|
_|#|_____#______4u _______#_____|#|
_|#|_____#________________#__|__|#|_
|##|___|__#______________#__.*__|##|

OOooo….Sardi. (ASCII SMS)

/\ ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,
OOooo….Sardi.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”

Enjoy the winter…!

Waqt mile toh hame yaad kar lena, (Friendship)

Waqt mile toh hame yaad kar lena,
pal pal na sahi per din mein ek bar yaad kar lena,
dost honge aapke hazaro lekin,
hum ek hai itna yaad kar lena.

dreams are the best part of life..(Good Night)

dreams are the best part of life..

if you miss sleep..

you miss the best part of life..

so its already late..

go to bed..
&
catch a very sweet dream..

Every night when i am go to bed (Good Night)

Every night when i am go to bed
i send message to my close one's...
U know why ?? Because,
who knows i have another day to live or not.
So let me wish you..Gud Night

Every night when i am go to bed (Good Night)

Every night when i am go to bed
i send message to my close one's...
U know why ?? Because,
who knows i have another day to live or not.
So let me wish you..Gud Night

Life is so damn unpredictable- (Good Night)

Life is so damn unpredictable-

One moment u think all dreams are coming true


&



the very next second u find that u were actually dreaming!!



:)Good night

MOON has come to color your dreams (Good Night)

MOON has come to color your dreams,
STARS to make them musical and
my SMS to give you warm and peaceful sleep...

Good Night

Umbrella can’t stop the rain,(Motivating)

Umbrella can’t stop the rain,
But Make Us to stand in Rain.
Confidence May not bring success,
But It gives a POWER to face any Challenge.

You can get the best out (Motivating)

You can get the best out of urself when u’re aware of ur lethargy

& u get over it.

The only enemy to talent is laziness,nothing else.

Kabhi Rukna Nahi Himmat Haar Ke (Motivating)

Kabhi Rukna Nahi Himmat Haar Ke
Sapne Dekho Sada Bahar Ke

Har Khushi Ayegi Daman Me Apke
Bas
Viswas Rakho Apne Aap Pe.

As the darkness of your hairs (GOOD NIGHT)

As the darkness of your hairs unfolds this evening,
your spakling eyes adds glow to the moonlight,
let me land in the palace of your dreams
and wish GOOD NIGHT.

If U Try To Do A Work...(Motivating)

If U Try To Do A Work Which Is Possible, That Is Ur Skill.
If U Try To Do The Work Which Is Impossible, That Is Called Confidence..!

Dedicated To All Students.. (Good Night Sms)

Dedicated To All Students..
Good Night..

Bhool Gaye Shehar Se Aa K Parhnay Walay..

Kis Ki Maa Ne Kitna Zever Becha Tha..

U r nice friend so 'Nice night' Good Night

U r nice friend so 'Nice night'
U r a sweet friend so 'Sweet night'
U r a loving friend so 'Lovely night'
U r a good friend so 'Good night'

Monday, September 12, 2011

Sun glows for a day,Candle for an hour,

Sun glows for a day,Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,
So start ur day with a smile…
Good Morning…

It is not necessary to share

It is not necessary to share
everything between true friends..
But it is necessary
that what you share must be true..!

Beautiful quote on anger:

Beautiful quote on anger:
"If u r right then there is no need to get angry"
and "if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be angry"

with anger we lose everything

with anger we lose everything
its takes u 2 seconds to draw a tender smile on your face
and its takes u years to forget the pain causes from anger

teri dosti me kuch aisi bat hai

teri dosti me kuch aisi bat hai
har waqt teri yad mere sath hai
dil chahta hi tmko tumse churalu
par mummy kehti hai chori krna buri baat h

'When Iron gets Hot you can mold it in any shape,

'When Iron gets Hot you can mold it in any shape,

Never loose your temper or else,

Unless people will mold you the way they want..'

May the lord vigna vighna vinayaka remove all obstacles

May the lord vigna vighna vinayaka remove all obstacles
and shower you with bounties
Jai Shree Siddhi Vinayak
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

Ganesh apki mnokamna

_.-^-._
@(~?~)@
(,)( J )(,)
======
Ganesh apki mnokamna purn kre HAPPY GANESH CHATHURTHI

Ganesh Mean:-

Ganesh Mean:-
G-Give u
A-always
N-New
E-Energy
S-Spirit
H-Happiness in ur Life
-
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

khushi ka tarana ek saaz de raha H

khushi ka tarana ek saaz de raha H
wo Eid ka chand awaz de raha H
mubarak ho apko EID ki khushiya
Ye Dil apko mubarakbad de raha H..(~_~)

EID is a Combination of 3 meaningful words

EID is a Combination of 3 meaningful words
E:Embrace with open Heart
I:Inspire with impressive attitude
D:Distribute pleasure to all.

aslmkm aap sab ko “EID MUBARAK”

!(*
/\
[;] ! (*
[;] ,-”"”-,
[;]..”"”"”"..
[;];;;;;{};;;;[] aslmkm aap sab ko “EID MUBARAK”

EID ka nur

/\ ~ * * *
||| _.-^-._ * *
||| ((((()))))
“;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”

EID ka nur
Sirf apke lye
Wish u hppy EID,;,;,;

May the joy and peace

May the joy and peace
of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas

May your world be filled with warmth

May your world be filled with warmth
and good cheer this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love.
Merry Christmas

May this Christmas

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh
and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas!

All my love for you FREE!

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Happy Anniversary and May

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Happy Anniversary and May

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Wat is d most proudest moment

Wat is d most proudest moment in a students life and specially at time of exam..????
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Standin in middle of d exam nd asking
"Whoever has my answersheet plz return"...

Aaj Hum DIYE Pe Hath Rakh Ke

Aaj Hum DIYE Pe Hath Rakh Ke
Kasam Khate H, Roz Padhenge.
Class Attend Krenge, Teachers Ko
Gali Nhin Denge, . . . Abe Saalo . . .
DIYE Me Phoonk Kisne Mari ?

Exam is like a war! questions are like bullets! a single pen

Exam is like a war! questions are like bullets! a single pen
can't attack all enemies! don't
worry! lets keep bullet proof
material called 'BITS'. OK?

That special day is here again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Exam ANTHEM:-

Exam ANTHEM:-

Hum sub honge pass
Hum sub honge pass Ek din
Ho ho
Likhte hai bakwaas
Fir bhi hai viswaas
paper hoga Jakkhas Ek din...

If I had the power I will write your name on the stars

If I had the power I will write your name on the stars
and draw your face on the clouds for everyone
to see and appreciate what I feel for you.
GOOD NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS

Gud night friend .

Gud night friend
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Ab yahan neeche kya kambal khoj rahe ho?Kaha na gud nite.
Chal ab SO ja

Poetry Of The Night Tera Hone Laga Hoon

Poetry Of The Night Tera Hone Laga Hoon
Khooo Ne Laga Hoon Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga
Ab Me Soney Laga Hoon Gud Nite Sweet Dreamz

Chand ka colour hai white, raat ko

Chand ka colour hai white, raat ko
chamakta he bright, hamko deta hai mast
light, to mai kaise so jau apko kahe
bina GOOD NIGHT!! Sweet dreams...

Dil tumhara hai yeh jaan lo,

Dil tumhara hai yeh jaan lo,
Mohabbat tumse karte hain yeh maan lo,
Agar aeitbar nahi hai hum par aap ko,
To kabhi hum ko aazmaa ke yeh bhi jaan lo

Falling in love with you

Falling in love with you
is the second best
thing in the world.
Finding you is the first.

Dil me khushiyo ki aahat rakhna

Dil me khushiyo ki aahat rakhna
zindagi me jeetne ki chahat rakhna
aur kya doge hamein koi tohfa bas
apne hotho pe yuhi muskurahat rakhna
Good evening

Never choose a dear one without understanding

Never choose a dear one without understanding
and never loose a dear one because of misunderstanding…
Good evening

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

GOLU ko 1000 ka note mila,

GOLU ko 1000 ka note mila, Jispe lika tha, HAPPY NEW YEAR
Usne apni jeb se 1000 ka note nikala us pe SAME TO YOU likha

aur wahi rakh ke chala Gya

1 Baar 1 Aadmi kO

1 Baar 1 Aadmi kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
"Patthar kO Palat Lo
Kuch Ban Joge"
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha
ULLU Ban Gaya

mann ki sunderta ka jewar de mujhe,

mann ki sunderta ka jewar de mujhe,
bas yehi anmol uphaar de mujhe,
eid-diwali manaaye mil ke sab,
dekhne ko aisa manzar de mujhe

Santa ne dariya me dubte hue 1 aadmi ko bachaya

Santa ne dariya me dubte hue 1 aadmi ko bachaya
fir wapas dariya me fenk diya
Banta- kyo?
Santa -kahawat h "neki kr Dariya me daal"

diwali ka ye pyara tyohar,

diwali ka ye pyara tyohar,
jeevan me laye khushiya appar,
mata laxmi viraje apke dwaar,
sabhi kamna aapki kare sweekar.

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
PHLWAN-kamse kam 10
Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h

Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle khun de do

Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle khun de do
sister - blood group batao..
Monu - koi v chalega.
Sister - kaise?
Monu - gf ko love letter likhna hai. :)

Dusshera message in hindi (ye pal ho sunehera)

ye pal ho sunehera,
duniya me naam ho roshan tumahara,
dusron ko dikhako tum kinara,
yehi aashirwaad hai hamara.
happy happy and very happy dussehra

Dusshera SMS in Hindi

Ho aapki life me khushiyon  ka mela
kabhi na aaye koi jhamela 
sada sukhi rahe aapka basera 
wish you Happy Dussehra.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

A guy prints N pastes

A guy prints N pastes his prayers on d
wall N at bedtime he points at dem N
says:
"Lord pls read dem, m feeling sleepy."

Wishing U a Lovely & Lively Magical Morning

Wishing U a Lovely & Lively Magical Morning
followed by Amazing Afternoon & Excellent Evening
& Nice Night...Overall, Have a Great Day

Good Morning “Just For You”

Good Morning “Just For You” “Must For You”
“First For You” “Nothing To Wish”
“Nothing 2 Say” “”Always Be Happy”
“Its My Pray” “Have A Nice Day:-)

evenyone may not b gud...

evenyone may not b gud but there is something gud in everyone!
So never make a constant image for everyone!
b'cos every saint has a past and every sinner has a future... good morning...

khuda rakhe KHUSHI ki parchhaiyan,

khuda rakhe KHUSHI ki parchhaiyan,
janammdin mobarak ho dil ki gahrayionse
happy WALA birtyday

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Apni Ankhon ke Samundar..

Apni Ankhon ke Samundar Main Utar Jane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon Mujhe Doob ke Mar Jane De
Wada Hai Tum Yaad Kiya Karoge Mujhe Mujse Bhi Jyada
Bas ek Bar Tujh par Fanaa Ho Jane De

Aapke Janmdin par ham kamana karte hai ki

Aapke Janmdin par ham kamana karte hai ki
aap rahe sadaa-Doston ki mehfil me,
apno ke dil me,mata-pita ki duaonme aur
iswar ki chhaya me
Happy Birthday

Today, when a sweet soul was born,

Today, when a sweet soul was born,
I wish to bless you with my love and care,
and promise to never disappoint you.
May you have an awesome day,
full of fun and smiles.
Wish you a very happy birthday

Na tasveer hai apki jo deedar kiya jaye,

Na tasveer hai apki jo deedar kiya jaye,
Na aap paas ho jo pyar kiya jaye,
Ye kaisa dard diya hai,
Na kuchh kaha jaye
Na kuchh suna jaye.

DUR Se Dekha to...

DUR
Se
Dekha
to
'Books'
thi...
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to Pas Jane ka to Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota !

Dharam pita:-Not real father

Dharam pita:-Not real father
Dharam bhai:-Not real brother
Dharam bahen:-Not real sister
Phir.....
Dharam patni:-Real wife kyun?

ye lo aapke bacche sambhalo.

(°~°)(°~°)(°~°)(°~°)(°~°)
<)))<)))<)))<)))<)))<)))<)))
££ ££ ££ ££ ££ ££

ye lo aapke bacche sambhalo. sb k ghar ja ja kar abhi tak ganesh ji ka chanda mang rahe hai..

doston aur popcorn me kya similarity hai...?????

doston aur popcorn me kya similarity hai...?????
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.simple ...dono ko thoda sa jalao toh muh fula kar beth jaate hein...frwrd it to all ur popcorns

Dil ki baat dil men

Dil ki baat dil men chhupa lete hain wo
Humko dekh kar muskura dete hain wo
Humse to sab puchh lete hai
Par humari hi baat humse chhupa lete hain wo

Log puchhte hain ki,

Log puchhte hain ki tum kyun apni mohbbat
ka izhar nahi karate
hamne kaha jo labjon main bayan,
ho jaye sirf utna hum kisi se pyar nahi karate

Apno ko jab apne kho dete hain

Apno ko jab apne kho dete hain,
Tanhaiyon men woh ro dete hain,
Kyun in palkon par baithaate hain log unko,
Jo in palkon ko aksar aansuo se bhigo dete hain

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena.
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar dengy…;->

Everyone has a Best friend

Everyone has a Best friend during each stage of life,
But Those are lucky who have the same friend in all stages of life.!

Haqiqat ho tum kaise tujhe sapna kahun,

Haqiqat ho tum kaise tujhe sapna kahun,
Tere har dard ko ab me apna kahun,
Sab kuchh kurban hai mere yar tujh par,
Kaun hai tere siva jise main apna kahun

Santa: Last night I saw a boring English movie.

Santa: Last night I saw
a boring English movie.
It had no scene nor sound.
Banta: Really?Which movie was it?
Santa: Please Insert Disc :)

Santa: My computer going crazy.

Santa: My computer going crazy.
Banta: Y? Wats wrong?
Santa: I don't have keyboard
but it still gives a keyboard error.

Teacher: what is ur father?

Teacher: what is ur father?
Student: I.C.S. in summer
& P.C.S. in winter
Teac: what's that?
Std: Ice cream seller in summer
& Pakoda chat seller in winter.
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Aap Ki Yaad Main Ek Shair Arz Hai.

Aap Ki Yaad Main Ek Shair Arz Hai.
Today Is Monday, Tommorow Is Manglwar.

Wah Wah

Today Is Monday, Tommorow Is Mangalwar..

I Miss U Yaar

Wen U R Lonely, M Sad..

Wen U R Lonely, M Sad..
Wen U R Happy, M Glad..
Remeber Dat Wat Ever U Feel I Feel It Twice..
So If U Miss Me 1ce,
I Miss U 2ce:-)...

You May Miss Me.

You May Miss Me.
You May Ignore Me.
You May Even 4get Me
Bt 1Day If U
Want To C Me, Dont Search Anywhere
Jst Watch Ur Shadow
I Will B Dere..

A hug for u means I need u

A hug for u means I need u
A kiss for u means I luv u
A msg for u means I miss U

Someone Asked : Which Place Is That?

Someone Asked : Which Place Is That?

Where Crime & Mistake Is Forbidden?

A Little Child Smiled And Said:

"My Mom's Heart."