Comedy nights with kapil jokes collection text sms including babaji ka thullu gutthi palak song jokes

Bittu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare.
Daadi:- thik he.
Bittu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,maiaur behen.
Daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.
Bittu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.
Bittu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi:- kutte .....Soja chup chap

 

Bittu - Baba ji ka thullu.. Gutthi - Palak gutthi gutthi palak.. Dadi - Ittu sa tha tu, Ittu sa.. Bua - I'm just tuuwnety two years hot and saxxy lady

Siddhu - Thoko Gutthi - Shayari bhi thhok? roti bhi thhok? keel bhi thhok? Joke bhi thhok ? Arz Thhok ri hun Siddhu - Sab kuch thokko

Palak: Didi.. Kya Sach Me.. Main Khoobsurat Lag Rahi Hu? Gutthi: Palak.. Tu Aisi Baate Kyu Karti Hai.. Jisse Teri Hamesha Bejjati Hoti Hai

2 Mins of Silence For Those People
Who Bought Blackberry Only For BBM
25k Ka Phone Liya..
Time to Time 400 Ka Recharge Krwaya..
Har Time Hang Hone Par Wait Kiya..
Reboot Hone Par Bhi Sabar Rakha..
Itna Sabh Jhelnee Ke Baad Bhi Blackberry Walo Ko Kya Mila??
Babaji Ka Thullu

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