Kapil/Bitto Gutthi Palak Ranbeer funny text sms baba ji ka thullu with meaning funny text sms jokes chutkule (Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya.. Hindustan Ka Number One Show.)

Kapil Sharma : Ranbir Aapne Aap Movies Banate Ho..
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho..
Film Hit Hojati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai..
Aapko Kya Milta Hai? Babaji Ka Thullu

Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya..
Hindustan Ka Number One Show.
Kya TRPs..
Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai..
Tujhe Kya Mila??
Babaji Ka Thullu 

Who are we?
Engineers
What do we want?
Good marks, full attendance and no homework.
What do we get?
Babaji ka thullu.

Kapil Sharma And A Girl Standing On The BusStop
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya...Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace..
Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.
Kapil : Kamaal Hai.. Itni Saati Achi Cheeze Phir Bhi Tu Bhootni Lag Rahi Hai..
Ladki Ko Mila: Babaji ka Thullu

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