ek ladka-ladki hotel m gaye, (Joke sms)

ek ladka-ladki hotel m gaye,
waiter- kya loge?
ldki- sabjio wali gujia.
waiter- what??
ladka- gaon(village) ki h sali,
SAMOSA maang rai h.

DAD To Son (Funny SMS)

DAD To Son
Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset?
Son:I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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Son:............Yar Tere Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai

Sir: What is the color of Lourd Ram & Krishan? (Joke sms)

Sir: What is the color of Lourd Ram & Krishan?
Boy:Both r green
Sir: How do u know.
Boy; B'coz i heard the people saying "HARE RAMA HARE KRISHNA...

Girl- which computer do u have? (Funny SMS)

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B) 

Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!!!;;) =))

A lady buys new Sim card (Joke sms)

A lady buys new Sim card
2 surprise husband
She goes to the Kitchen,& Calls 
"HI DARLING"
He says "Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitchen

Dr:Srry,Opertion k waqt handgloves ander rah gaye h (Joke sms)

Dr:Srry,Opertion k waqt handgloves ander rah gaye h dobara operation karna padega Santa:Abe pagal ho gaya h Yeh le rs20 naye kharid lena