Friday, December 28, 2012

3 idiots facebook version ranchod das chanchad facebook version joke funny joke (Rancho: Smiling Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?)

3 Idiots - Facebook Style

Rancho: Smiling
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya!
Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like... Comment-Like...
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post.
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein.
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao.
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh.
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures,messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha.
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya.





Comedy nights with kapil jokes collection text sms including babaji ka thullu gutthi palak song jokes

Bittu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare.
Daadi:- thik he.
Bittu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,maiaur behen.
Daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.
Bittu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.
Bittu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi:- kutte .....Soja chup chap
 

Bittu - Baba ji ka thullu.. Gutthi - Palak gutthi gutthi palak.. Dadi - Ittu sa tha tu, Ittu sa.. Bua - I'm just tuuwnety two years hot and saxxy lady

Siddhu - Thoko Gutthi - Shayari bhi thhok? roti bhi thhok? keel bhi thhok? Joke bhi thhok ? Arz Thhok ri hun Siddhu - Sab kuch thokko

Palak: Didi.. Kya Sach Me.. Main Khoobsurat Lag Rahi Hu? Gutthi: Palak.. Tu Aisi Baate Kyu Karti Hai.. Jisse Teri Hamesha Bejjati Hoti Hai


2 Mins of Silence For Those People
Who Bought Blackberry Only For BBM
25k Ka Phone Liya..
Time to Time 400 Ka Recharge Krwaya..
Har Time Hang Hone Par Wait Kiya..
Reboot Hone Par Bhi Sabar Rakha..
Itna Sabh Jhelnee Ke Baad Bhi Blackberry Walo Ko Kya Mila??
Babaji Ka Thullu

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Latest and best Gutthi, Palak, Kapil, Sidhu funny jokes chutkule text sms messages 140 words

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Na Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? Babaji ka Thullu


Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Guthi: MS Excel
Palak: MS WordBittu: MS Powerpoint .
Sidhu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!



Guthi Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…
Wo BANK me jaaker so gyi
Puchho kyun?
Kyunki
Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki
“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”


Bank Manager:
Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai..
Guthi: Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai, to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahin chahiye!

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Kapil/Bitto Gutthi Palak Ranbeer funny text sms baba ji ka thullu with meaning funny text sms jokes chutkule (Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya.. Hindustan Ka Number One Show.)

Kapil Sharma : Ranbir Aapne Aap Movies Banate Ho..
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho..
Film Hit Hojati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai..
Aapko Kya Milta Hai? Babaji Ka Thullu

Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya..
Hindustan Ka Number One Show.
Kya TRPs..
Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai..
Tujhe Kya Mila??
Babaji Ka Thullu 


Who are we?
Engineers
What do we want?
Good marks, full attendance and no homework.
What do we get?
Babaji ka thullu.

Kapil Sharma And A Girl Standing On The BusStop
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya...Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace..
Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.
Kapil : Kamaal Hai.. Itni Saati Achi Cheeze Phir Bhi Tu Bhootni Lag Rahi Hai..
Ladki Ko Mila: Babaji ka Thullu




Babaji ka Thullu gutthi palak funny jokes with songs and Gutthi messages in hindi font (आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा)

आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल
आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा
आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल
आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा
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जलवा.. Fashion का है यह जलवा

Gutthi introducing Monday- "Gutthi-Monday, Monday-Ganday, Sunday-Funday, Funday-Meenu, Meenu-Office, Office-Monday... Kapil interrupts- Monday ne humein aajtak kya diya? Baba Ji ka thullu.


Gutthi to Shahid : Jab mai kambl utarti hu to mujhe thand lagti hai,
jab mai kambl odhti hu to mujhe garmi lagti hai,
or jab mai kambl se ek pair bahr nikalti hu to mujhe thik lgta hai
esa kyu...?
Sahid : Aap kapde pehenke soti ho ya bina kapdo ke..?
Gutthi : No personal quesn plz...!!!!! 

Guthhi kambal....kambal guthi...
guthi garmi...garmi guthi....
guthi cold.....cold guthi....
guthi sahid....sahid guthi

Kapil Sharma : Ranbir Aapne Aap Movies Banate Ho..
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho..
Film Hit Hojati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai..
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
Babaji Ka Thullu


Latest and the Best Gutthi Palak bittoo Funny jokes chutkule text sms with babaji ka thullu Comedy nights with Kapil (Palak Facebook.. Facebook Palak, Fans Palak.. Palak Fans)

Palak Facebook.. Facebook Palak,
Fans Palak.. Palak Fans,
Gutthi Facebook.. Facebook Gutthi...
Fans Gutthi.. Gutthi Fans
Palak Gutthi.. Gutthi Palak 

Kapil - Bigg Boss - Bigg Boss - Kapil - Kapil - Salman - Salman - Bigg Boss!

Gutthi Hrithik..Hrithik Gutthi..
Dadi Hrithik...Hrithik Dadi..
Dadi Gutthi...Gutthi Dadi...
Dadi Madhuri ...Madhuri Remo...
Remo Karan...Karan Camera...
Camera Lens.....Lens .....
Lens Ki Batti.. Haye Mein Toh Confuse Ho Gayi


Madhuri mohini.. Mohini anil..
Anil madhuri.. Madhuri kapil..
Kapil anil.. Audience one tow ka four..


Kapil
O
Kapil…
1, 2, 3…..
Kapil
Deewaaanaa
Mastaanaaa hai Kapil
Comedy Nights… Number One
Number one…. hai yeh Kapil
Iski Bua hai sabpe bhari
Daadi ki daaru se yaari
Biwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii
Gutthi Palak ka apna Ronaaaa
Siddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…
Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil
O Deewanaa
O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Latest and the Best Babaji Ka Thullu jokes, Chutkule Funny sms, shayari, Kapil and Gutthi sms in hindi 140 characters

Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai, Tax Pay Karta Hai, Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? BABA JI KA THULLU


Gutthi kapil
kapil sidhu sahab
sidhu sahab virat
virat raina
raina camera
camera cameraman
cameraman audience
audience bade pet vale uncle
bade pet vale uncle gutthi
gutthi palak


Arzz kiya hai,
mujse break-up kr k tu ban gyi ullu
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Mujse brek-up kr k tu bn gyi ullu
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.maine toh nayi patta li tuje kya mila?
Babaji ka thullu

Top 10 Babaji Ka thullu sms (Politics Special)140 characters (Aap FB Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte hai "ADD ME I'M BLOCKED")

Log itni der line m lag k vote dalte h
apne representative ko jeetna dekhna chahte h.
Phr agar wo MP ban jata h
to logo ko kya deta h
Babaji Ka Thullu

Aap FB Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte hai "ADD ME I'M BLOCKED" Aur Sochte hai Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi..
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABA JI KA THULLU

Le gaya tha ravan sita ji ko bana ke ullu 
aur badle mein use kya mila BABA JI KA THULLU


Teacher randomly - x+x ?
Student – x
 Teacher - x+x 
Another student -Baba ji ka thullu


If Gutthi Introduces Engg. in Comedy Nights... Gutthi - Palak Palak - Engg Engg. - Exams Exams - difficult , Difficult - Back, Back - Another Attempt, Another Attempt - Jan, Jan - Aug , Aug - Jan , Jan - Aug ! 
Aur Phir Baba Ji Ka Thullu



THe Best Baba Ji ka thullu sms collections Hind Font 140 words/characters (अर्ज़ किया है, मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू)

Arz Kiya Hai..Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu.
Na Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? 
Baba Ji Ka Thullu 
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अर्ज़ किया है,
मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू
मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू
मैंने तो नयी पटा ली तुझे क्या मिला?
बाबाजी का ठुल्लू??


maine itni mehnat se page banaya.
likes laayi active kiya par mujhe kya mila? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU 


BBM Chalane Ke Liye Aap BlackBerry Mobile Lete Hon. Khareedne Ke Baad Meh Kya Mila?
BABA JI KA THULLU

Kapil and Gutthi special babaji ka thullu message text sms in hindi 140 characters (Mujse Break-Up kar k ban gye tu ullu.)


Mujse Break-Up kar k ban gye tu ullu.
Mujse Break-Up kar k ban gye tu ullu
Maine to naye ptta le,
tumhae kya mila "Baba Ji Ka Thullu"


Gutthi - Cricket
Cricket - Match Match - Team
Team - India
India - Australia
Australia - Bada Score
Bada Score - India
India - Aasan Jeet
Asaan Jeet - Khushi
Khushi - Sidhu Pajji
Sidhu Pajji - Thoko Taali
Australia Ne Samjha India ko Ullu
Australia Ne Samjha India ko Ullu
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359 runs bana ke bhi kya mila - BABAJI KA THULLU!!! 



BREAKING NEWS..the most commonly word "baba ji ki Booti" now change to "baba ji ka thullu". Thankx to kapil.




Best Baba ji ka thullu special sms collection in hindi text message 140 words/characters (The common meaning of fear and Guts?)

Congres ne socha k Delhi k janta ko fir bnayege 5 saal tak ullu .

par voting m unhe mila kya baba ji ka thullu

Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.. Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.. Ladkiya Patayega.. Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABA JI KA THULLU

Big boss chahte hain ki Pratyusha Confession room me ayein !
Pratyusha : Jee Bigg Boss? 
Bigg Boss : aapke liye kuch hai humare pas 
Pratyusha : Wo kya hai Bigg Boss?
Bigg Boss : "BABAJI KA THULLU!!" 
ab aap ja sakti hai


Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha raha hoon Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI. KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA.. REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA? BABAJI KA THULLU


The common meaning of fear and Guts?
 Asking a question in comedy nights with kapil show.!!!

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Best New Year sms collection Happy New Year text message 140 characters ( New Year is meant for celebrations and spending)

May you achieve success in every facets of life
and all your heartfelt wishes comes true.Wishing
you a Happy New Year of Happiness & Prosperity



New Year is meant for celebrations and spending
joyous time with loved ones.May the beauty of New
Year be with you forever and your wishes of
peace,health and happiness ring true.


May this new year bring many opportunities your
way, to explore every joy of life and may your
resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning
all your dreams into reality and all your efforts
into great achievements.


May all the dreams in your eyes,
All the desires in your heart and
All the hopes in your life blend together,
To give you the most spectacular New Year ever.
Happy New Year

Best New Year sms collection text message 140 characters (Here's hoping that the new year gives you the finest wine)

May on this new year god gives you a fatty heart, don't worry it will be free from Cholestrol but filled with love and warmth. Happy New Year!!!"


May this new year bring the entire world all happiness,peace,wisdom and provide the entire new generation a peaceful planet to live life to the fullest."


Here's hoping that the new year gives you the finest wine, coldest beer, smoothest scotch and wildest vodka. Happy New Year to all of you!! "


As the New year is about to blossom,
I wish you great time ahead,
and may u achieve all that u wish for
 Happy New Year


Wishing you Happy New Year,
May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and cheer of New Year.


Let's gather around and celebrate the dawn of
sparkling New Year. May it bring gifts of joys,good
health and surprises.
Best wishes for a Happy New Year

Best New Year sms collection text message 140 characters (New Year is meant for celebrations and spending joyous time)

New Year is meant for celebrations and spending joyous time with loved ones. May the beauty of New Year be with you forever and your wishes of peace, health, and happiness ring true.



New Year with New girlfriend.
New Year With New Job, 
New Year With New Hope. 
But Always Celebrate New Year with Old Friends.
Happy New Year!


Let us all thank God for giving us this beautiful life.
and pray for a beautiful year to come with lots of beautiful moments and beautiful people with beautiful hearts making it a beautiful life forever
Happy New Year 


On this new year, let wish for some more peace and love to be there in the world.
Lets adopt one single religion i.e. Kindness and Humanity
Happy New Year

Never hope for a second chance always hope for a new life. Never hope for a new one always love your wife. 
Happy New Year


Best New Year sms collection text message 140 characters (My lips want to kiss you, My eyes want to see you,)

“As hand in hand you enter a life that's bright and new,
may God look down from heaven and bless the two of you.”
Happy New Year 2014 My Love My Life
Miss You sweetheart...


My lips want to kiss you,
My eyes want to see you,
My hands want to touch you,
every part of me wants you,
Maybe because i was made just for you!
Happy New Year Sweetheart


May the stars carry shine upon you,
May the flowers fill your heart with beauty
May hope forever wipe away your tears,
and above all, May this New year be wonderful!
Happy New Year 2014 just u and your family


As the new year takes the flying start, 
may it brings peace of heaven to your house and fills your heart with grace and glory.
Wishing you 365 days of unstop laughter and good cheers."



Best New Year sms 2014 collection in hindi Font 140 words/characters Text message (दस्तक दी, किसी ने कहा सपने लाया हूँ;)

दस्तक दी, किसी ने कहा सपने लाया हूँ;
खुश रहो आप हमेशा, इतनी दुआ लाया हूँ!
नाम है मेरा एस सम एस,
आपको `हैप्पी न्यू इयर` विश करने आया हूँ!
नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें!


बीत गया जो साल, भूल जाए;
बीत गया जो साल, भूल जाए;
इस नए साल को गले लगाये!
करते है दुआ हम रब से सर झुका के;
इस साल के सारे सपने पूरे हो आपके!
नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें!


भगवान करे ये साल आपको रास जाये;
जिसे आप चाहते हो, वो आपके पास जाये!
आप नए साल में कुंवारे रहे;
आपका रिश्ता लेकर आपकी सास जाये!
नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें!


नया साल आया बनकर उजाला;
खुल जाए आपकी किस्मत का ताला;
हमेशा आप पर मेहरबान रहे ऊपर वाला;
यही दुआ करता है आपका ये चाहने वाला!

Best New Year sms 2014 collection in Ascii 140 words/characters Text message (As New Year Is Fast Approaching The Door On: 1st january 2014)

' (¯`'•.¸ ¸.•'´¯)
' (¯`'•.¸ ¸.•'´¯)
. ¤ Happy New Year ¤
' . . . ~^~ ' . . .
¤ and start a life of joy and happiness ¤
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Happy New Year 


As New Year Is Fast Approaching The Door On: 1st january 2014, Just Remember That:
~ Life Is Short,
~ Break The Rules,
~ Forgive Quickly,
~ Love Truly,
~ Laugh Uncontrollably &…
~ Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile!
~ Here Is To Our Future…
~ Whatever It May Hold!
Wish You And All Your Loved Ones A Very -
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| appy | New Year!
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Happy new year 2014 to all My ZooBy DooBy frndz

♥▬▬▬♥۩۞۩ Swt WlCm 2014 ۩۞۩♥▬▬▬♥

Best New Year sms 2014 collection in hindi font 140 words Text message (इस रिश्ते को यूंही बनाये रखना;)

इस रिश्ते को यूंही बनाये रखना;
दिल में यादों के चिराग जलाये रखना;
बहुत प्यारा सफ़र रहा साल 2013 का;
अपना साथ 2014 में भी बनाये रखना

सदा दूर रहो ग़म की परछाइयों से;
सामना हो कभी तन्हाईओं से!
हर अरमान हर ख्वाब पूरा हो आपका;
यही दुआ है दिल की गहराइयों से!
नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें!


एकखूबसूरती!
एकताजगी!
एकसपना!
एकसच्चाई!
एककल्पना!
एकअहसास!
एकआस्था!
एकविश्वास!
यही है एक अच्छे साल की शुरुआत!
नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें!


पुराना साल सबसे हो रहा है दूर;
पुराना साल सबसे हो रहा है दूर!
क्या करें यही है कुदरत का दस्तूर;
पुरानी यादें सोचकर उदास हो तुम!
नया साल आया है चलोधूम मचाले, धूम मचाले धूम!


New Year sms 2014 in hindi font text message new year message 140 characters (आपकी आँखों में सजे है जो भी सपने, )

आपकी आँखों में सजे है जो भी सपने,
और दिल में छुपी है जो भी अभिलाषाएं!
यह नया वर्ष उन्हें सच कर जाए;
आप के लिए यही है हमारी शुभकामनायें!


इस नए साल में
जो तू चाहे वो तेरा हो
हर दिन ख़ूबसूरत और रातें रोशन हो
कमियाबी चूमती रहे तेरे कदम हमेशा यार
नया साल मुबारक हो तुझे मेरे यार

पूरे हो आपके सरे एम
सदा बढ़ती रहे आप की फेम
मिलते रहे सबसे प्यार और दोस्ती
और मिले लॉट  ऑफ़ फन और  मस्ती 
विश यू ..हैप्पी न्यू इयर 
विद प्लेंटी ऑफ़ पीस & प्रोस्पेरिटी

नव वर्ष की पावन बेला में, है यही शुभ सन्देश;
हर दिन आये आप के जीवन में, लेकर खुशियाँ विशेष!
नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें!


Special New Year Resolutions for you (New Year is the time to forget every bad memory of the past year and start your life afresh.)

New Year is the time to forget every bad memory
of the past year and start your life afresh.
So, get up and hug a friend with whom you had a fight lately,
get up and hug your parents and promise them you will not hurt them anymore,
give a self hug and promise to yourself that come what may you would remain truthful to yourself,
hug a poor kid and tell her that she is not alone,
Help the needy and abolish the greedy from your life.
So, just forget all your grudges and send these wonderful new year wishes to your loved ones.
Cheers to 2014!




May the NEW YEAR 2014
Bring these wishes to all of you
Warmth of love, comfort of home
Joy for your children,
Company and support of family n friends
A caring heart that accepts
N treats all human beings equally
Enrichment of knowledge n
Richness of diversity
Courage to seek n speak the truth
Even if it means standing alone
Hopes n dreams of a just world n
The desire to make it happen
A light to guide your path
Helping hands to strengthen unity
Serenity n peace within your mind,
Heart n soul
Food for thought n soul
A hand to hold
Have a VICTORIOUS '2014'
" Happy New Year "

New Year sms text message Happy new year message 140 characters (New Aim, New Dreams, New Achievements,)

New Aim,
New Dreams,
New Achievements,
Everything Waiting for You..
Forget The Failures...
Correct Your Mistakes...
Surely Success is yours
Happy NEW YEAR 2013



I Wish A Wish For You. The Wish I Wish For Few,
The Wish I Wish For You Is That Your All Wishes Come True,
So Keep On Wishing As My All Wishes Are With You.
Happy New Year.


You Know God Arrange For You.
12 Months Of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 Days Of Happiness.
So When You Mixed Them All.
You Will Found A Very Happy Year!


When The Mid-Night Bell Rings Tonight…
Let It Signify New And Better Things For You,
Let It Signify A Realization Of All Things You Wish For,
Let It Signify A Year Of Courage And Believes,
Wishing You A Very… Very… Very… Prosperous Year

New Year sms in hindi font text message new year message 140 characters (नया बर्ष है नया पर्व है नया जीवन हो सबका)

डे बाई डे तेरी खुशियां हो जायें डबल 
तेरी जिंदगी से डिलीट हो जायें सारे ट्रबल 
खुदा रखे हमेशा तुझे स्मार्ट एंड फिट 
तेरे लिये न्यू इयर हो सुपर डुपर हिट


नया बर्ष है नया पर्व है नया जीवन हो सबका
नव पलव सा हर दिन हो हर माह बसंत सावन हो सबका
हर पल नई ख़ुशी मिले जीवन में ये ही कामना है मेरी
हिमगिर सा जीवन हो सबका ये ही शुभकामना है मे

पुराना साल सबसे हो रहा है दूर;
क्या करें यही है कुदरत का दस्तूर;
पुरानी यादें सोचकर उदास ना होना तुम;
नया साल आया है चलो....
धूम मचा लो-धूम मचा लो, धूम!


गले लग जा मेरे यार 
दे दूं जादू की झप्पी दो, चार 
ऐसे ही कट जाये जिंदगी विदाउट एनी रिस्क 
इस उम्मीद के साथ विश 
यू  वैरी हैप्पी न्यू इयर

New Year sms 2014 in hindi font text message new year message 140 characters (कबीर जी ने कहा था, कल करे सों आज कर,)

दोस्त तूने मुझे बहुत प्यार दिया,
हमारा बहुत ख्याल रखा,
लेकिन अब जुदा होने का वक़्त गया है,
सिर्फ और सिर्फ तुम्हारा 2014

कबीर जी ने कहा था,
कल करे सों आज कर,
आज करे सों अब,
नेटवर्क फेल हो गया विश करेगा कब,
नव वर्ष की शुभकामनायें!


सबके दिलों में हो सबके लिए प्यार
आनेवाला हर दिन लाये खुशियों का त्यौहार
इस उम्मीद का साथ आओ भूलके सारे गम
न्यू इयर  को हम सब करें वेलकम!


इससे पहले की इस साल को अस्त हो, और कैलंडर नष्ट हो,
आप ख़ुशी में मस्त हो, मोबाईल का नेटवर्क व्यस्त हो,
दुआ है के नया साल आपके लिये ज़बरदस्त हो!
नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें!