Tuhi Bata aye Dil tujeh samjhau kaise (Shayari SMS)

Tuhi Bata aye Dil tujeh samjhau kaise
Jise chahta h tu use najdik laun kaise
Yun to har tamanna,har ehsas h wo mera
magar us ehsas ko y ehsas dilaun kaise.

Yaadon me aane wale tera sukriya, (Friendship SMS)

Yaadon me aane wale tera sukriya,
Dil ko bahlaane wale tera sukriya,
Koun karta hai Jamaane me itni Dosti..
Hame apna Dost Banane wale tera Sukriya..
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Aaina jb bhi dekhta hu teri tasveer najar (Love Sms)

Aaina jb bhi dekhta hu teri tasveer najar ati haiTeri takdeer se milti meri takdeer najar ati haiHume koi juda nahi kar sakta kyunkiMeri aanhon mein joMohabbatHai,TeriAankhon mein bhi najar aati h

Raat ki tanhaiyon mein tumhe yaad kiya karte hain (Shayari SMS)

Raat ki tanhaiyon mein tumhe yaad kiya karte hain
Chand sitaron se tumhari baat kiya karte hain
Tum aao ya na aao marji hai tumhari
Hum to kwabon mein bhi tumhara intezar kiya karte hain

If v cant b a pencil to write any1's happiness, (Nice SMS )

If v cant b a pencil to write any1's happiness,
v should @least try to be a nice rubber to erase some1's sorrow.

Words of Experience: "Once I did Bad (Nice SMS)

Words of Experience: "Once I did Bad & That I heard ever."
"Twice I did Good, But, that I heard never" THAT's WORLD..!

‎"I always try 2 be everybody's company, (Nice SMS)

‎"I always try 2 be everybody's company,
not because I am free,
but because I Know the feelings standing alone"

Jabardasti mein tumhe hasil kar lu (Shayari SMS)

Jabardasti mein tumhe hasil kar lu
Ye meri fitrat mein nahi
Lakin koi teri yadon ko mere dil se cheen le
Ye kisi ke bus mein nahi

Honthon se hum keh nahi patey (Shayari SMS)

Honthon se hum keh nahi patey
Aankhon ki zubaan tum samajh nahi patey
Kaise kahein aapse apni bebasi
Aapke bina hum reh nahi patey

Mohabbat izajat se nahi hoti (Shayari SMS)

Mohabbat izajat se nahi hoti
Dosti zajbat se nahi hoti
Kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ke dil mein
Warna yuhi aapki humse mulakat nahi hoti

Dil m Aansuon K Siwa Koi Cheez Nahi Tikti (Shayari SMS)

Dil m Aansuon K Siwa Koi Cheez Nahi Tikti Kab Milegi Uski Yadon S Mukti Zindegi To Mela Hai Ajnabiyon Ka Kisi Ajnabi K Chale Jane Se Zindegi Toh nahi rukti.

Mohabbat Kya Hai Hum Se Pooch! (Shayari SMS)

Mohabbat Kya Hai Hum Se Pooch!
Nafrat Kya Hoti Hai Hum Se Pooch!
Hum To In Duniya Waloon Se Waqif Hain Duniya Kya Cheez Hai, Hum Se Pooch!

Peeny de saqi abi raat baqi he. (Shayari SMS)

Peeny de saqi abi raat baqi he.
mere hisy ki abi shrab baqi he.
jana he sb kuch bhula k muje mekhany se,
peeny dy abi dil mein ksi ki yaad baqi hai.

Waqt agar wafa kare to (Shayari SMS)

Waqt agar wafa kare to
Har manjil juda nahi hoti,
phir log kismet par aitbar kyu
karte jab jindagi mein manjil
hi nahi hoti….

tu nahi aaj zindagi me koi gam nahi.. (Shayari SMS)

tu nahi aaj zindagi me koi gam nahi..
lekin itne jaldi chod denge aise hum nahi..
tumhe khoneka darr nahii hai..
bina chahat ke piche padne wale hum nahi...

Yun palke bicha kar tera intzaar karte hai, (Shayari SMS)

Yun palke bicha kar tera intzaar karte hai,
Yeh wo gunah hai jo hum baar baar karte hai,
Jalakar hasrat ki rah par chirag,
Hum subah aur sham tere milne ka intezar karte hai.

bhool gaye ho ya bhulana chahte ho, (Hindi SMS)

bhool gaye ho ya bhulana chahte ho,
door kar diya h yadoor jana chahte ho,
ajma liya ya ajmana chahte ho,
msg kar do ub ya haddiya tudvana chahte ho

Train me Warning likhi thi (Jokes SMS)

Train me Warning likhi thi
"Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar."

Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..

Girl to customer care :- Mujhe 1 msg 40 logo ko bhejna h to kese bheju? (Jokes SMS)

Girl to customer care :- Mujhe 1 msg 40 logo ko bhejna h to kese bheju?

Cst Care :- Kya msg h?

Girl :- Hi Janu, I have no balance, pls 100 ka rechrage krva do...

College ke peeche nadi mein principle doob raha tha (Jokes SMS)

College ke peeche nadi mein principle doob raha tha
pappu ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate huwe bhaga
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Kal chutti h..
kal chutti h..

traffic police notebook nikal k bola-"Naam?" (Jokes SMS)

traffic police notebook nikal k bola-"Naam?"

Ladka-"Trikulavattyya Thekkeparambli Swami"

Police (Notebook band karte hue)-"Aage se gadi jara dhire chalana!"

It was character that got us out of bed, (Motivating SMS)

It was character that got us out of bed,
commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.

God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge? (Jokes SMS)

God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge?

Imran: Rawan.

God: Wo Kyu?

Imran: 1 munh se ki$$ kar kar k thak gaya hu. :D

Achivement always comes to the person who (Motivating SMS)

Achivement always comes to the person who
is looking for it but not to the person who is just waiting for it..

Achiever words: (Encouragemet SMS)

Achiever words:
"I Never See What has been Done;
I Only See What Remains to be Done"

Samay par ghar jao to khana garam Or Biwi thandi milti h (Funny SMS)

Samay par ghar jao to khana garam Or Biwi thandi milti h
Late jao to khana thanda Or Biwi garam milti he
Boliye janab,
khana garam chahiye ya biwi

Girl : Im warning you, (Jokes SMS)

Girl : Im warning you,
my Mummy is coming back in halfan hour..
Boy : But Im not doing anything..
...Girl : Thats why Im warning you..
Hurry up !.

A guy sitting wit his gf, drinkng beer sys,"I love u" (Jokes SMS)

A guy sitting wit his gf, drinkng beer sys,"I love u".

gal says-"is it u or d beer talkng?".

boy replies,"its me.
talking 2 my beer, u shut up"

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai (Funny SMS)

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai ,aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon??
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Doctor:"KUNDI"

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari th!k karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he (Jokes SMS)

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari th!k karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he

Dr-Aap to lucky ho

Lady-Ni,kal inki bv mayke se lautne wali he.

Child- dad i too wants to become a doctor as you. (Jokes SMS)

Child- dad i too wants to become a doctor as you.
Dad-what qualification are there to you to become a doctor.
child-my hand writing

‎"Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. (Motivating SMS)

‎"Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion.
You must set yourself on fire."

PATI:Khana taiyar hai? (Jokes SMS)

PATI:Khana taiyar hai?
WIFE:thodi der aur
P:Thik hai,Me Bahr kha leta hu
W: 5min ruko
PATI:5min me taiyar ho jayga
WIFE:-Nahi Me Taiyar ho jati hu

WIFE Night Me Pati Se- MERI TARAF FACE KAR K SO (Jokes SMS)

WIFE Night Me Pati Se- MERI TARAF FACE KAR K SO
JAO NA,
MUZE DARR LAG RAHA HAI...

HUSBAND- AACHA AUR MAI BHALE HE DAR KE MARE MAR
JAU..
;)

Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu (Jokes SMS)

Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu
Banta: Wo koun si?
S:Biwi makeup kre to kharcha bardasht nhi hota
aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt (Jokes SMS)

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?
Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia (Funny SMS)

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne KISS Dia

Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua

Ladka- Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.

Girl: (Shivering) (Funny SMS)

Girl: (Shivering)
It's so Cold in here!
Boy: Want my Jacket?
Girl: No..I want u to Wrap me in ur Arms.
Boy: (Smiles and says)
Saali characterless

GF: Wat R U Going 2Gift On My B'day? (Jokes sms)

GF: Wat R U Going 2Gift On My B'day?

Bf:Footbal

Gf: Bt I Dn't Play Futbal?
BF: I knw, But U Also Gifted Me "Book"

Christmas sms 140 characters (Christmas is Near)

Christmas is Near,
And Its Coming,
Be Merry!
Be Happy!
Have a Wonderful Christmas

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.

Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Have a Wonderful Christmas

Merry Christmas

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every
Christmas card i write, May your days be
merry and bright, and May all your
Christmases be white. 

Merry Christmas.

Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas Day

The flying snowflakes send my most sincere

Blessings to you

Merry Christmas

Chhath Pooja sms in hindi 140 characters (Is chhath puja mai..)

Is chhath puja mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha,
chhath puja Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

Happy Chhath Pooja

Chhath Ka He Aaj Pavan Din,
Milkar manao Pyara Tyohar,
Aaj Karo Surya Dev ki Puja,
Happy Chhath Puja.

People worship god Sun for his kindness and seek forces of nature like sun and river. Women keeps strict fast on this day and worship God Sun during holy Bath into river 

Happy chhath

Ek- Khubsurti..!
Ek- Tajgi..!
Ek- Sapna..!
Ek- Sachai..!
Ek- Kalpana..!
Ek- Ahsas..!
Ek- Astha..!
Ek- Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai Chhath ki shuruat
Happy Chhath Puja.

Christmas sms (There is no ideal Christmas)

There is no ideal Christmas;

only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Merry Christmas

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. 

Merry X-mas

Heap on the wood!
The wind is chill,
But
let it whistle as it will,
We will keep our Christmas merry still.

Merry Christmas

May the good times and treasures of the 
present become the golden memories of tomorrow. 
Wish you lots of love, joy & happiness. 
Merry X-mas

Chhath Pooja sms 140 characters (Chhat is a festival of joy happinees and deciplene. )

Chhat is a festival of joy happinees and deciplene.
Chhat mata give so much pleasure and bless to all the indian pepole.
Chhat Pooja Ki Hardi Shubkamnaye.

Happy Chhath Pooja

Rath pe hoke sawar Surya

dev aye apke dwar,

Sukh sampatti mile apko apar

Chhath parv ki subhkamnayen mera ap kare sweekar

Happy Chhath Puja

Aaya He Bhagvan Surya Ka Rath,
Aaj He Manbhavan Sunahri Chhath,
Aur Mile Aapko Sukh Sampati Aapar,
Chhath Ki Subhkamnaye Kare Swikar.

Happy Chhath Puja

Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy chhath puja with a
Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

Happy Chhath Pooja

Christmas sms 140 characters (Merry Christmas to the one I love)

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few.
For you, the joy is each new toy
for me, it's watching you.
Merry Christmas.

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.

Merry Christmas.

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & a
great new year. Hopefully Santa will be extra
good to you.

Merry Christmas & Happy new year

Your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!
Merry Christmas & Happy new year

Merry Christmas to the one I love.
Even on this day of love for all.
Remembering the love of one whose call.
Redeemed all those whose hearts his love might move.

Merry Christmas 

Chhath Puja sms in hindi 140 characters ()

Chhath Puja Ka Pavan Parv,
Hai Surya Dev Ki Puja Ka Parva,
Karo Milke Surya Dev ko Pranam,
Aur Bolo Sukh Shanti De Aapar,
Happy Chhath.

Kumkum bhare kadmo se aaye suray dev apke dwar,

sukh sampati mile apko apar,

Chhath ki subhkamnai kare sweekar.

Happy Chhath.

Chhath Puja Ka Pavan Parv,
He Surya Dev Ki Puja Ka Parva,
Karo Milke Surya Dev ko Pranam,
Aur Bolo Sukh Shanti De Aapar,
Happy Chhath.

Sunahre Rath Pe Hoke Sawar
Surya Dev Aye He Apke Dwar,
Chhath Parv Ki Subhkamnayen
Meri Aur Se Kare Sweekar
Happy Chhath Puja

Chhath Puja aaye banke Ujala,
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala,
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala,
Yahi Dua karta hai apka ye chahne wala.

Happy Chhath Puja

Christmas sms 140 characters (May this Christmas be so special)

May your world be filled with warmth and good 

cheer this Holy season, and throughout the
year. Wish your Christmas be filled with
peace and love.

Merry X-mas.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with
you all through the Year. Wishing you a
season of blessings from heaven above. 

Merry Christmas

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.

Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. 

Merry X-mas

May this Christmas be so special,
that you never ever feel lonely again
& be surrounded by loved ones throughout!
Merry Christmas.

Chhath puja sms 140 characters (Sunahre Rath Pe Hoke Sawar )

Chhat is a festival of joy happinees and deciplene.
Chhat mata give so much pleasure and bless to all the indian pepole.
Chhat Pooja Ki Hardi Shubkamnaye.

Happy Chhath Puja

On This Auspicious Feast Day,
I Wish The Coloring, Jubilance And Beauty
Of This Festival Be With You Throught
The Year! Happy Chhath !

C = chant

H=heaven

H = Holy

A = almighty

T = together

h =hallowed

p =pious 

u =upbeat 

j =jubilation 

a =awesome 

Happy Chhath Puja

Sunahre Rath Pe Hoke Sawar 
Surya Dev Aye He Apke Dwar, 
Chhath Parv Ki Subhkamnayen 
Meri Aur Se Kare Sweekar 
Happy Chhath Puja.

Best Christmas sms 140 characters

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,

Lets cherish each moment it beholds,

Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Merry X-mas

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. 

Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Merry X-mas

Christmas is the Blessed season 
which engages the entire world 
in a conspiracy of love. 
Merry Christmas.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.

Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.

Merry Christmas.

 A silent night,

a star above,

a blessed gift of hope and love.

A blessed Christmas to you!

Merry X Mas

Compoundar-Aap har marij se ye kyu puchte ho (Jokes SMS)

Compoundar-Aap har marij se ye kyu puchte ho ki pichli Raat Kya kya khaye
Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi

Father: Wat did u learn at school.? (Jokes SMS)

Father: Wat did u learn at school.?
Kid: Give and take.
Father: Good.
Kid: Yes;
I gave Ramu a punch and took his lunch.

Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla (Jokes SMS)

Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai

Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,

Santa- Yar murgi k baccha anda todkar bahar (Jokes SMS)

Santa- Yar murgi k baccha anda todkar bahar kaise aa jate hain?
Banta-Mujhe to ye samjh mein nahi aata saale band ande me ghus kaise jate hai.

Ek Bus Neher Me Gir Gayi (Jokes SMS)

Ek Bus Neher Me Gir Gayi

Police-Bus Kaise Giri
Driver-Muje Nai Pata

POLICE-Kya?

Driver-Wo Aaj Helper Nai Aya
To Me Peche Kiraya Lene Gya Hua Tha

Raman Exhibition Dekh Raha Tha, (Jokes SMS)

Raman Exhibition Dekh Raha Tha, Usne Ruk Kar Sanchalak Se Kaha: Kya Ise Modern Art Kehte Hai? Sanchalak: Ji Nahi, Ise Hum Aaina Kahte Hain.

Chhath Puja sms in hindi font140 charaters (मंदिर की घंटी , आरती की थाली )

मंदिर  की  घंटी , आरती  की  थाली , नदी  के   किनारे  सूरज  की  लाली , 

जिन्दिगे  में  ए  खुशियों  की  बहार , आपको  मुबारक  हो  छत  का  त्यौहार.

Chhath Puja Ka Pavan Parv,
Hai Surya Dev Ki Puja Ka Parva,
Karo Milke Surya Dev ko Pranam,
Aur Bolo Sukh Shanti De Aapar.
Happy Chhath Puja

Chhath Puja Ka Sandar Tyohar,
Tyohar He Aanand ka,
Tyohar He Prarthna Ka,
Tyohar He Apne Hindustan ka,
Happy Chhath Puja

Jo Hai Jagat ka Taran Har, 
Saat Ghodo Ki Hai Jinki Savari, 
Na Kabhi Ruke Na Kabhi Der Kare, 
Aise He Hamare Sury Dev, 
Aao Mil Kar Kare Is Chhath Par Unki Puja, 
Sabko Hamari Taraf Se Happy Chhath Puja…

Chhath Ka Hai Aaj Pavan Din, 
Milkar manao Pyara Tyohar, 
Aaj Karo Surya Dev ki Puja, 
Happy Chhath Puja.

Chhath Puja sms in Hindi 140 words (Sunahre Rath Pe Hoke Sawar)

Sunahre Rath Pe Hoke Sawar
Surya Dev Aye He Apke Dwar,
Chhath Parv Ki Subhkamnayen
Meri Aur Se Kare Sweekar

Christmas sms 140 characters

I heard the bells on Christmas Day, 
Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet, 
The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men! 
Merry Christmas.


The best gifts in life 
will never be found under 
a Christmas tree, those gifts are 
friends, family, kids & the one you love. 
Merry Christmas.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

Merry Christmas.

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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

X’mas is love.. 
X’mas is dedication, 
X’mas is happiness. 
Happy X’MAS to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers.

Chhath puja sms in hindi 140 characters (Chhath Ka Hai Aaj Pavan Din,)

Chhath Ka Hai Aaj Pavan Din,
Milkar manao Pyara Tyohar,
Aaj Karo Surya Dev ki Puja.
Happy Chhath Puja 

Chhath puja sms in hindi (Jo Hai Jagat ka Taran Har,)

Jo Hai Jagat ka Taran Har,
Saat Ghodo Ki Hai Jinki Savari,
Na Kabhi Ruke Na Kabhi Der Kare,
Aise He Hamare Sury Dev,
Aao Mil Kar Kare Is Chhath Par Unki Puja,
Sabko Hamari Taraf Se Happy Chhath Puja.

Christmas Sms (ASCII)

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Snta shouted in a BANK:Has any1 lost a bundle (Jokes SMS)

Snta shouted in a BANK:Has any1 lost a bundle of currency notes tied wid a red rubber band?
Many hands wr raised
Snta:Here is dat rubber band..!

PATNI: Sunte ho padoswale Guptaji ki beti (Jokes SMS)

PATNI: Sunte ho
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!

1st Boy: Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri (Jokes SMS)

1st Boy:
Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri Shaadi k baad me Teri Biwi ko Film Dikhane le jau aur Tujhe Bura b na lge.??

2nd Boy:
Meri Shadi Apni Behen se kra d..

BANTA Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi.. (Jokes SMS)

BANTA Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi..
Santa SHAVE Karane Aya.
Banta:- Muchh Rakhni Hai
SAnta-Ha
Banta(Mucch Kaat Ke)-Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai.

Pati: Tumhe Bhagvaan Ne Khubsurti Aur Bevkufi Sath Kyo Di? (Jokes SMS)

Pati: Tumhe Bhagvaan Ne Khubsurti Aur Bevkufi Sath Kyo Di? Patni: Taki Tum Shadi Ka Paigam Do Aur Mai Use Manzur Kar Lu

Gabbar:are oh sambha ye kon log he jo sms ka javab nahi dete. (Jokes SMS)

Gabbar:are oh sambha ye kon log he jo sms ka javab nahi dete.
sambha:sardar ye log to miss call karne ke bad b ballance chek karte he.

Prito: Mere hont bahut phat gaye hai, kuch lagane ke liye la dena (Jokes SMS)

Prito: Mere hont bahut phat gaye hai, kuch lagane ke liye la dena

Santa: lo tumhare phate hoton ko jorane ke liye Fevicoal laya hun

Santa:The aeroplane is so big.How is it painted. (Jokes SMS)

Santa:The aeroplane is so big.How is it painted.
Banta:When it flies in the air,it will become small it is easily painted.

4 shraabi 1 janaze ko uthakr jaldi jaldi (Jokes SMS)

4 shraabi 1 janaze ko uthakr jaldi jaldi kabro k upr se ja rahe the,
Kisi ne kha-"Oye sharm kro niche Murde h"
SHRABI-To upr konsa humne WORLD CUP utha rkha h.!

Santa bank gaya, wanha likha tha sone par loan milata hai. (Jokes SMS)

Santa bank gaya, wanha likha tha sone par loan milata hai.

Santa wanhi so gaya aur pucha 1 raat sone par kitna loan milega

Santa: Sote waqt scale lekar soya (Jokes SM)

Santa: Sote waqt scale lekar soya
Banta:Tum scale kyon lekar soye
Santa: me dekhna chaahat hu ki mein kitna lamba sota hun

Desh ke Pragaty ke hum hai Aadar (Childrens Day SMS)

Desh ke Pragaty ke hum hai Aadar
Hum karenge Cha Cha Nehru ke Sapne Sahakar
Happy Children's Day

teacher Teacher, aaj naa kuch kehna humko (Childrens Day SMS)

teacher Teacher, aaj naa kuch kehna humko
Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge,
Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni…
Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge..

Happy Children’s Day!

Nvr think that U R lik others, (Funny SMS)

Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..

An after thought on Karwa chauth - (Funny SMS)

An after thought on Karwa chauth -
Cutting down your food will not give your husbands a longer life
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But if you can cut down your spending it surely will!!

GN: You may be far away, (Good Night SMS)

GN: You may be far away,
tucked in your cozy bed,
but you are always stuck,
here in my head!
Goodnight and sleep well!

Apke Siwa Koi Mere Jazbat M Nahi, (Good Night)

Apke Siwa Koi Mere Jazbat M Nahi,
Ankhon Me Wo Nami H Jo Barshat M Nahi.
Pane K Apko Koshish Bahut Ki,
Magar Aap Ek Lakeer Hai jo Mere Hath Me nahi.
Good Night

Never think of past bcoz past has already gone (Advice sms)

Never think of past bcoz past has already gone
but think about d chanllege ahead(future) of u.
And u'l discover dt u achive ur goal

RISHTE aur RASTE ek Sikke k 2 Pahlu Hote Hain.

RISHTE aur RASTE ek Sikke k 2 Pahlu Hote Hain.
Kabhi RISHTE Nibhate Nibhate RASTE Badal Jate Hain.
Kabhi RASTE Pe Chalte Chalte RISHTE Ban Jate Hain...

Cho Jao,Cho Jao, Mujhe Wich Kiye Bina Cho Jao. (Good Night SMS)

Cho Jao,Cho Jao, Mujhe Wich Kiye Bina Cho Jao.
Laat Ki Laani Aayegi,
Dhakka Deke Jayegi, Bed Se Aap Gil Jaoge,
Chaali Ninni Ul Jayegi
Dud Nyt & Happy Ninni..:-)

Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad (Exam SMS)

Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad
Leta..
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Par Fir
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'Exams Chal rahe hai..
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi

2 ways for suicide: (Funny SMS)

2 ways for suicide:
1) Faast n gud: gale me rassi dal ke fan par latak jao aur
2)Slow n painful: gale me varmala daal ke zindagi bhar latke raho

Boy frnd (Bohat romantic andaz me): (Funny SMS)

Boy frnd
(Bohat romantic andaz me):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!!

Girl frnd:Kya?

Boy frnd:

bareek Kanghi.. :-P

While day turns 2 NIGHT.,. (Good Night SMS)

While day turns 2 NIGHT.,.
Keep your worries out of SIGHT..
No matter how TOUGH the world may seem..
u still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM..

ek bar ek takle admi ke sar K bal (Funny SMS)

ek bar ek takle admi ke sar K bal ko pyar ho gaya ,par wo shadi nahi kar sakte the
kyon?
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kyunki bal vivah kanoonan apradh hai

Never, say dreaming is useless, (Good Night SMS)

Never, say dreaming is useless,
because life is useless if you can't dream.
Have a nice dream...Good night

The moon is sailing in sky, (Good Night SMS)

The moon is sailing in sky,
with out any noise or shy,
she comes at night,
but looks so bright,
she never comes at noon,and disappears soon

Hi angel just wanted to say goodnight (Good Night SMS)

Hi angel just wanted to say goodnight
before u go to slip.
Slip tight hope i am in ur drams 2nght.

Hi angel just wanted to say goodnight (Good Night SMS)

Hi angel just wanted to say goodnight
before u go to slip.
Slip tight hope i am in ur drams 2nght.

Tere Siwa Koi Mere Jazbaat Me Nahi, (Good Night sms)

Tere Siwa Koi Mere Jazbaat Me Nahi,
Aankhon Me Wo Nami Hai Jo Barshat Me Nahi.
Pane Ki Tujhe Koshish Bahut Ki,
Magar Tu Ek Lakeer Hai jo Mere Hath Me nahi. GOOD NIGHT

exam ka sabse hansi wala samay kaun sa hai (Exam SMS)

exam ka sabse hansi wala samay kaun sa hai
jab ham paper mai kuch nahi likhe ho aur teacher
kahe apni copy chupao bagal wala dekh raha hai

'My LOVER is my life' (Funny SMS)

'My LOVER is my life'
Ye Padh K 1 Wish mango

Mang Li na ?

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Ab Ye Wish Tabhi Puri Hogi Jab
Aap Ye Msg Apne
"PAPA" Ko Frwd Kroge..;-)

RISHTE aur RASTE ek Sikke k 2 Pahlu Hote Hain. (Relation sms)

RISHTE aur RASTE ek Sikke k 2 Pahlu Hote Hain.
Kabhi RISHTE Nibhate Nibhate RASTE Badal Jate Hain.
Kabhi RASTE Pe Chalte Chalte RISHTE Ban Jate Hain...

Baba ji ka thullu meaning , hindi font sms 140 characters (आज मेरे पास गाड़ी हैं बंगला हैं पैसा हैं तुम्हारे पास क्या हैं )

आज मेरे पास गाड़ी हैं बंगला हैं पैसा हैं तुम्हारे पास क्या हैं ?

मेरे पास .... मेरे पास ...मेरा पास बाबाजी का ठुल्लू हैं |

Kapil sharma unique Baba Ji Ka Thullu sms jokes in hindi (Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . . )

Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . .
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho . .
Film Hit Ho jati Hai . .
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai . .
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THULLU.
Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya. . .
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP's hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila???
BABA JI KA THULLU

Baba Ji ka thullu funny jokes (Exams Ke Time Raat)

Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta
Hai Sirf
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BABA JI KA THULLU

Gutthi and Baba Ji ka Thullu special comedy sms (If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy)

If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy
nights...
Gutthi-palak,
palak -engg.,
engg.-exams,
Exams - difficult ,
difficult - fail,
fail - another attempt,
another attempt -nov,
nov -may ,
may - nov ,
nov - may!
Aur phir baba ji ka thullu

Top Baba ji ka thullu sms in hindi (Ham Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, )

Ham Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Ham Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyar Mein Ullu,         Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hame Kya Mila?

 "BABA JI KA THULLU" 

Baba ji ka thullu exam jokes (Hum Exams ke liye itna padhte hein)

Hum Exams ke liye itna padhte hein

itna yaad karte hein

itna likhte hein, itna paper waste karte hein, itna ink waste karte hein 

Aur results mein hame kya milta hai .

    ''BABA JI KA THULLU''

Baba Ji Ka Thullu funny jokes (Le gaya tha ravan sita ji ko )

Le gaya tha ravan sita ji ko 

aur badle mein use kya mila

BABA JI KA THULLU 

Babaj ka thullu special jokes (Weekend ka wow....)

Weekend ka wow....
Sath mae Salluuuu...

Kapil ka aww.....
Sath mae babji ka thulluu... 

Baba ji ka thullu funny jokes (Boy: Hey, Today I want to tell you those 3 magical words.)

Boy: Hey, Today I want to tell you those 3 magical words.
Girl: Oh, Wow, just tell me now. Meh to dow baar sununghi!
Boy: "Babaji Kaa Thullu". 

Dusri Baar Sunanaa Hey?

Baba ji ka thullu funny sms (Ladka 12th Meh Achhe Number Lake,)

Ladka 12th Meh Achhe Number Lake, Engineering College Join Karta Hai.

Sochta Hey Ki Waha Jake Bahot Maje Karega Aur Ladkiya Patayega.

Use Milta Kya Hai?
"BABA JI KA THULLU"

Baba ji ka thullu sms in hindi (Faulkner ne fastest 100 banayi,)

Faulkner ne fastest 100 banayi,
par australia ko kya mila?
baba ji ka thullu!!

Baba ji ka thullu Funny shayari (Mujhse breakup kar ke bann gyi tu ullu,)

Mujhse breakup kar ke bann gyi tu ullu,

Mujhse breakup kar ke bann gyi tu ullu,

Mujhe dusri mil gyi tujhe kya mila

Babaji ka thullu 

Baba ji ka thullu meaning sms (Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook..)

Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook..

Girl - M very confused about 1 thing from last couple of days 

BF - Tell me I will help u,

Girl - What is Baba Ji ka thullu?

Boy - ok ,when you Said me to Buy a Teddy bear for you last monday, what did you get ?

Girl - Nothing

Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu! 

Babaji ka thullu meaning defined (Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,)

Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aapko Add Karegi.

par aisa hota nahi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Kapil Sharma invention baba ji ka thullu (Kapil Sharma And A Girl Standing On The Bus Stop)

Kapil Sharma And A Girl Standing On The Bus Stop

Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya...Nice Lipstick.

Girl: Thanks.

Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans

Girl: Thanks.

Kapil: Oo Ji Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings

Girl: Thanks.

Kapil : Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace..

Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.

Kapil : Kamaal Hai.. Itni Saari Achi Cheeze Phir Bhi Tu Bhootni Lag Rahi Hai..

Babaji ka thullu 

Baba ji ka thullu sms in hindi 140 characters (Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai,)

Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai,
Tax Pay Karta Hai..
Vote Karta Hai 
Baad m Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

Baba ji ka Thullu sms in Hindi 140 words (Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha raha hoon)

Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha raha hoon

Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI.

KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA.. 

REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA? 

BABAJI KA THULLU 

Diwali hindi sms (Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,)

Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..

Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,

 Happy Diwali

Hindi Diwali sms (diwali ke subh apsar per)

diwali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.

Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.

Happy Diwali

Muharram sms (Apni taqdeaer Jagatey hen tere Matam se,)

Apni taqdeaer Jagatey hen tere Matam se,
Khoon ki raah bechaty hen tere Matam se,
Apne izhar-e-aqeedat ka saliqa ye hai,
Hum naya Saal manatey hen tere matam se.

Muharram sms 140 characters (Zikre Shabbir ko fatwaon se dabanay waly,)

Zikre Shabbir ko fatwaon se dabanay waly,
Kitny nadaan hain sooraj ko chupany waly,
Ghaib se aati hai sadaye Mehdi,
Zikry Shabbir ko hum hain bachany waly.

Muharram sms (Sajday Sai Karbala Ko Bandagi Mil Gai)

Sajday Sai Karbala Ko Bandagi Mil Gai,
Sabar Sai Ummat Ko Zindagi Mil Gai,
Ek Chaman FATIMA(S.A) Ka Ujra,
Magr Sarai Islam Ko Zindagi Mil Gai

Muharram sms (Hussaniyat k Alam jab b buland hote h)

Hussaniyat k Alam jab b buland hote h
To phir jahan main ruswa yazeed hoty h
Azeem bap ki beti bta gai Mohsin
HUSSAIN wale hamesha shaheed hote hain

Muharram sms (Anjam-e-wafa kya h Ye socha nai krty)

Anjam-e-wafa kya h Ye socha nai krty
Muslim kabi Halaat sy soda nai krty
Ye Rasm sikhai hy HUSSAIN IBN-ALI ny
Sir Sajdy men ho to teeron ki Parwah nahi karty.

Muharram sms (Janat Ki Aarzu Main)

Janat Ki Aarzu Main
Kahan Ja Rahe Hyn Log

Janat Tou Karbala Main
Khareedi HUSSAIN Ny

Dunya-o-Aakhrat Main
Jo Rehna Ho Chain Sy

Jeena ALI Sy Seekho
Marna HUSSAIN Sy

Muharram sms (Lafzon Mai Kiya Likhun)

Lafzon Mai Kya Likhun
“SHAHADAT-e-HUSSAIN”

Mohsin…

Qalam Bhi Mera Ro Daita Hay “KARBALA” Ka Manzer Soch Kar.

Muharram sms 140 words (Walion Ki Zindagi Hy Pasina HUSSAIN Ka)

Walion Ki Zindagi Hy Pasina HUSSAIN Ka
Zulm-O-Sitam Ki Mout Hy Jeena HUSSAIN Ka
Kehdo Yazidion Se K Ab Apne Din Giny
Aghaz Ho Gaya Hy Mahina HUSSAIN Ka

Muharram sms (Har Gunah Se Ap)

Har Gunah Se Ap
Pak-O-Saf Ho
Apki Her Khata Ramzan K Sadqe Maaf Ho
Mere Dil Se Dua Nikalti Hai
Ap K Liye Agly Saal
MASJID-E-NABWI Me Apka Aitekaf Ho
AMEEN

Diwali hindi sms (Na dimag se)

Na dimag se
Na zuban se
Na paigam se
Na message se
Na gift se
Appko happy diwali
Direct dil se

Diwali hindi sms 140 characters (Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,)

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing u a very very happy Diwali 

Diwali sms in english 140 characters (May the beauty Of Deepavali season)

May the beauty Of Deepavali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year Provide you with all That bring you joy!
Happy DIwali

Diwali sms in hindi (Deepawali ke ish subh absar per)

Deepawali ke ish subh absar per
Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega,
Khusi ke ish mahool mein
Humko bhi shamil kijiyega.

Happy Diwali

Deepawali sms in hindi 140 characters (I pray to god to give u)

I pray to god to give u Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup,
Saiyam, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, Aur sneh.
Shubh Diwali

Diwali sms in munnabhai style (Apun wishing u a wonderful,)

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper,
zabardast,
xtra-badhiya,
xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali hindi sms 140 characters (Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,)

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye.

Happy Deepawali

Deepawali sms in hindi 140 words (Deepak ka prakash har pal )

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke jivan me ek nayi roshni d,
Bas yehi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye diwali ke is paawan avsar par,

Happy Diwali

Diwali hindi sms (Jhilmilate dipon k abha s prakashit)

Jhilmilate dipon k abha s prakashit
Ye diwali apke ghar angan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwer
Ke anant ashirwad l kar aye

Diwali sms 140 words (May the divine light of Diwali)

May the divine light of Diwali
Spread into your life Peace, prosperity, happiness And good health
Happy Diwali