Beautiful relationships are those (Relation SMS)

Beautiful relationships are those which have
no name bcoz when u give a name 2 a
relationship it limits d ways in which u can love a person !

Fact of life - "Poor man runs 4his daily food, (Good Evening SMS)

Fact of life -
"Poor man runs 4his daily food,
While a Rich man runs 2digest his daily food"..
What a world.... ! Gud evenin... !!

nnhe se dil me arman koi rakhana duniya ki bhin (Good Evening SMS)

nnhe se dil me arman koi rakhana duniya ki bhin
me phchan koi rakhana,achhe nahi lagate
jab rhte ho udas apne hotho pe shada muskan bnaye rakhna.
gud evening.

Sweet Fact- (Funny SMS)

Sweet Fact-

Agar ladki ke cell me balance hai to uska boyfrnd hai.

Aur agar ladke ke cell me balance hai to uski koi girlfrnd nahi hai.

KAL Raat Chaand (Good Evening SMS)

KAL Raat Chaand
Bilkul AAP Jaisa Tha...

Bilkul...

Wohi khubsurti,

Wohi Nur,

Wohi Ghurur,

Aur

Wohi

Aap Ki Tarha

DUR..... Goodevening

Worlds best msg:God says: (Good Evening SMS)

Worlds best msg:God says:
Tu karta wo he jo tu chahta he,
per hota wo he jo me chahta hu,
tu wo kar jo me chahta hu,
phir wo hoga jo tu chahta hein..

Good evening

The most important element of any relationship is communication. (Relation SMS)

The most important element of any relationship is communication.
Ideas must be shared & never make anyone have to assume.

Dil me khushiyo ki aahat rakhna zindagi me (Good Evening SMS)

Dil me khushiyo ki aahat rakhna zindagi me
jeetne ki chahat rakhna aur kya doge
hamein koi tohfa bas apne hotho pe yuhi muskurahat rakhna
Good evening

A true & caring relation doesn't require a large talk... (Relation SMS)

A true & caring relation doesn't require a large talk...
a soft msg is enough...
because its not the mouth that speak.....
its the heart that feels..

Dosti Ke Liye Ajeeb Misaal H Hum, (Funny SMS)

Dosti Ke Liye Ajeeb Misaal H Hum,
Sache Dost Ki Pehchan H Hum,
Yeh To Nhi Kehte Ki SULTAN MIRZA H Mumbai Ke Hum,
Lekin GANGANAGAR Ke
"TEES MAAR KHAN" Hai
Hum...

A relationship is a sweet responsibility (Relation SMS)

A relationship is a sweet responsibility
U may forget wit whom u laughed,
bt u'll nvr forget wit whom
u slept
Oops
typing error
Wit whom u wept

a perfect relation ship is wen (Funny SMS)

a perfect relation ship is wen

u fight likea married couple

talk like best frenz

flirt like first lovers

good relation are like needles of clock (Relation SMS)

good relation are like needles of clock
they only meet for sm time but always
stay conected like u and me

Tohfe me mat Gulaab lekar aana (Funny SMS)

Tohfe me mat Gulaab lekar aana
Kabr pe mat Chirag lekar aana
Bahot Pyase hain Ham Barso se Ae Dost!
.
Jab Aana to ROYAL STAG aur 2 Glass Lekar Aana.

Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well" (Funny SMS)

Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"
But Just Sit
In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...

Science vale Sochte h k Rose kaise bana? (Funny SMS)

Science vale Sochte h k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vale Sochte hai k Rose kaise Draw kare?
But
Commerce vale Sochte hai k Rose kise De?
Dat's marketing

Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. (Funny SMS)

Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai..

Kaise Kahe Ki Tumara Pyar Chahiye, (Shayari SMS)

Kaise Kahe Ki Tumara Pyar Chahiye,
Thoda Nahi Beshumar Chahiye,
Tum Bin Nahi Lagta Mera Dil,
Jeene K Liye Tera Sath Chahiye.!

Beet gai taaro wali sunhari rat (Good Morning SMS)

Beet gai taaro wali sunhari rat
Yaad ayi fir wahi pyari si bat khusiyon se har pal ho aapki mulakat Isliye muskura kar karna din ki shuruat.
Good Morning..

Uski yado me,uski baato me, (Shayar SMS)

Uski yado me,uski baato me,
kbi to mera b aks jhilmilata hoga
Lakh mashroof hoga wo apne kaam me magar,
kbhi toh mujhe soch k muskurata hoga.

Raat ne chadar samet li hai, (Good Morning SMS)

Raat ne chadar samet li hai,
Suraj ne kirne bikher dihai,
chalo utho aur thanks karo apne Bhagwan ko…
jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai. Good Morning

Tabeer Jo Mill Jati To Ik Khuwaab bohat tha…. (Shayari SMS)

Tabeer Jo Mill Jati To Ik Khuwaab bohat tha….
Jo Shakhs Ganwa Bethi Hon Nayaab bohat Tha…..
Main kaise Bacha Leti Bhala Kashti-e-Dil Ko DOST.....
Darya-e-Muhabbat Main Saylaab Bohat Tha….!

Parwah karne wale aksar rula jate he (Shayari SMS)

Parwah karne wale aksar rula jate he
apna keh kr paraya kr jate he
Wafa jitni b karo koi fark Nhi
'muje mat 6odna'
keh kar khud 6od jate he... !!!

Dil ne dil ko Pukara hai (Shayari SMS)

Dil ne dil ko Pukara hai
hoto pe Naam tumhara hai
Muje pata hai tum Aaoge
mere bin tum bhi na reh Paoge

Height of recycling: (Good Morning SMS)

Height of recycling:
Read twice-
"People spend time for earning money
and
the same money is spent for spending time".:)

GOOD MORNING.

Our friendship has stood the test of time. (Friendship SMS)

Our friendship has stood the test of time.
We've been friends for as long as i can remember.
We have rejoiced together,cried and celebrated together cos thats what true friends do.

,s, SW SWE, SWEE, SWEET, (Good Morning SMS)

,s,
SW
SWE,
SWEE,
SWEET,
SWEET M,
SWEET MO,
SWEET MOR,
SWEET MORN,
SWEET MORNI,
SWEET MORNIN,
SWEET MORNING,
(((Good Morning))))

Be_shak apni har cheez dost k liye (Friendship SMS)

Be_shak apni har cheez dost k liye qurban kar do lekin
kisi cheez k liye apny dost ko qurban mat karna.

It looks good when u see a duck moving on the water. (Good Morning SMS)

It looks good when u see a duck moving on the water.
But it requires frequent peddling under in order to sustain.
No Job is Easy in the World!Gud Morning

If i had to measure just how much you (Friendship SMS)

If i had to measure just how much you mean to me as a friend,i swear i would run out of measuring tape.

Pyari si SUBEH Me, (Good Morning SMS)

Pyari si SUBEH Me,
Thandi Thndi Hawao Me,
Pyari Bhir Duaon k Sath,
I WISH u
Good Morning.

You know how i know you are my best friend (Friendship SMS)

You know how i know you are my best friend,
because you never turn you back on me even when i don't make any sense.

:) Good Morning :).... (Good Morning SMS)

:) Good Morning :)....

A
Sweeter
Smile...

A
Brighter
Day..

Hope
Everything
Turns
Out
Great
For
You
Today.

("") HaVe A
( 'o') LoVeLy
(,,)(,,) DaY...:)

Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai (Good Morning SMS)

Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai,par zindagi kisiki mehboob nahi
banti,tamanna leker jeete hain sab log,magar har tamanna TAQDIR nahi
banti… Good morning

Kehte Hein Ke Ache Log Mar Kar (Friendship SMS)

Kehte Hein Ke Ache Log Mar Kar Sitary Ban Jatey Hain Magar Hum Kehtay Hain K Achey Sitary Toot Kar Aap Jaisey Dost Ban Jate Hein.

Flying papers, (Birthday SMS)

Flying papers,
Multi colors of balloon,
Delectated blossom,
Fantastic people,
Love and laughter.
What it describes?

"Happy Birthday"

Sun arise as usual time, Birthday,(Birthday SMS)

Sun arise as usual time,
Rays fall on grass at usual time,
Birds fly at the usual time,
But all they shouting

"whers the party tonight?"

so have a very very special B'day!!

love is like call, (Love Sms)

love is like call,
if u don't recieve,
it will be missed ...
..
..
but friendship is
like an sms,
untill u open it
wait 4 u'.......

On This Wonderful Day, (Birthday SMS)

On This Wonderful Day, A Star Of Pure Love Appeared To Be My Gift ... My Present And My Future You...!!! I Am Very Thankful For All The Joy You Bring Into My Life Happy Birthday

Lips r like frds , if v say study, (Friendship SMS)

Lips r like frds , if v say study, read, write , they nvr meet . bt if v say party, picnic, bunk, play . immediately they meet .Try it

Happy birthday to my Beautiful (Birthday SMS)

Happy birthday to my Beautiful
I hope it is all you want it to be
You are eighteen already, I cant believe.
Baby, This year you are free

Be happy on birth Day.

Evry relation is beautful bt real lov is most beautful, (Friendship SMS)

Evry relation is beautful bt real lov is most beautful,
Evry light is gud bt Moonlight is best,

Evry frnd is sweet bt u know meri baat hi kuch or hai...

muh kholo 5 kilo oooooooooo rasgulle hai, (Birthday SMS)

muh kholo 5 kilo oooooooooo rasgulle hai,
tumari janam din ki khushi me mithai deni hai,happy birthday

-=- U L T I M A T E -=- (Funny SMS)

-=- U L T I M A T E -=-

You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
Friends
Till
They Are Single ... =P

Birthday is d celebration of day of birth (Birthday SMS)

Birthday is d celebration of day of birth & all good that we have done, achieved, enjoyed & cherished since then.
Have a happy, Hilarious, Happening day.

Aapke Janmdin par ham kamana ye (Birthday SMS)

Aapke Janmdin par ham kamana ye karte hai ki aap
rahe sadaa-Doston ki mehfil me,
apno ke dil me, mata-pita ki duaonme aur iswar ki chhaya me
Happy Birthday

Ultimate Quote Of The Century: (Funny SMS, )

Ultimate Quote Of The Century:
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"Celebrating Anything Without Friends Is Like

Enjoying

'Delhi Belly'

On Mute Mode.."

To the kindest,sweetest,most generous (Birthday SMS)

To the kindest,sweetest,most generous and pretiest friend i have.
May you have an awesome day,may all you dreams come true and God bless you endlessly.
Happy Birthday.

Khushi Se Bite Har Din, (Birthday SMS)

Khushi Se Bite Har Din,
Har Shuhani Raat Ho,
Jis Taraf Aapke Kadam Pade,
Wahan Phoolo Ki Barshat Ho,
Wish You Happy Birthday!

Friendship As The Union Of Two Selves (Friendship SMS)

Friendship As The Union Of Two Selves Lies Beyond Happiness.
It Is Simply The Other Side Of Your Life N Thus Free From All Danger

Fake friends are like "Shadows". (Friendship SMS)

Fake friends are like "Shadows".

They follow you in the "Sun",

But leave you in the "Dark"...

Hey! MAA ambe apne bhakto par apna hath rakhana, (Navrartri SMS)

Hey! MAA ambe apne bhakto par apna hath rakhana,
NAVARATRA ke subha din par hum sub apki sharno me rahe or
is 9 dino tak apki seva puja or bhakti kare. JAI MATA DI.!

I love each frnd of mine. . (Friendship SMS)

I love each frnd of mine. .
B'coz
life is hell without them

hell is heaven if v r 2gether. .
And thats why
"Har Ek Friend zaruri hota Hai":-)

May the festival of lights be the (Navrartri SMS)

May the festival of lights be the
harbinger of joy and prosperity.
As the holy occasion of Navratri is here
and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love.

Perfect definition of friendship: (Friendship SMS)

Perfect definition of friendship:

'ITS NOT ABOUT TREATING A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AFFECTIONATELY BUT TREATING AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON VERY BEAUTIFULLY..!!

Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf (Friendship SMS)

Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf

1.Give

2.Take

3.Share

So

1.GIVE Me a Treat

2.TAKE Me 4 a Movie

3.Always SHARE ur Pocket Money wid Me.

Chand ki chandani, Basant ki bahar. (Navrartri SMS)

Chand ki chandani, Basant ki bahar.
Phoolo ki khushbu, Apno ka pyar.
Mubarak ho aapko NAVRATRI ka Tyohar.
Sada khush rahe aap aur apka Parivar :-)

Nile Rang Se Saja Maa Ka Darbaar, (Navrartri SMS)

Nile Rang Se Saja Maa Ka Darbaar,
Harshit hua man, Pulkit hua Sansar,
Nanhe Do Kadmo se Maa Aaye aapke Dwar..
Mubarak Ho Aapko Navratri ka Tyohar..

Navraat hai puja sankalp ki, (Navrartri SMS)

Navraat hai puja sankalp ki,
Atma-Shakti ki,
Kabhi na Haar manane wali Pravarti ki,
Nirasha me asha ki kiran ki..
Apnakar Navraat ko safal banaye, Wish you Happy Navratri.

Maa durga humein sarvshreshtha banne ka (Navrartri SMS)

Maa durga humein sarvshreshtha banne ka
Saahas-ichha-dhairya pradan kare.
Unki aseem kripa hum par bani rahe!
Apko aur apke parivar ko Navratri ki shubhkamnaye

Maa durga humein sarvshreshtha banne (Navrartri SMS)

Maa durga humein sarvshreshtha banne ka Saahas-ichha-dhairya pradan kare.
Unki aseem kripa hum par bani rahe!
Apko aur apke parivar ko Navratri ki shubhkamnaye

What is that bright light? (Navrartri SMS)

What is that bright light?
from where does this fragrance coming?
This gentle breeze..cool air..hearty music.. oh!
its Navaratri Happy Navaratri ...

Chandan Ki Khushbu (Navrartri SMS)

Chandan Ki Khushbu

Resham Ka Haar,

Sawan ki sugandh

Barish Ki Fuhar,

Radha Ki Ummide

Kanhaiya Ka Pyar.,

chandan ki khushbo resham ka haar (Navrartri SMS)

chandan ki khushbo resham ka haar
sawan ki sugandh barish ki phuhar
radha ki ummide kanahiya ka pyar
mubarak ho sabko nav ratri ka tyohaar

Maa Ki Joti Se Noor Milta H (Navrartri SMS, )

Maa Ki Joti Se Noor Milta H

Sbke Dilo Ko Surur Milta H

Jo Bhi Aata H MAA K Drbar me

Use Kuch Na Kuch Jarur Milta H

Hppy Nvratri

snd dis msg
atlst 9 frnd...

N-Nav Din Ki, (Navrartri SMS)

N-Nav Din Ki,
A-Aarti,
V-vandna,
R-Roshni,
A-Aaradhana,
T-Tej,
R-Rakhne Waali,
A-Ambey Maa Aapki,
Manokamnaye Puri Kare.

'HAPPY NAVRATRI"

This Vijaya Dashmi may Godess Durga bless us (DUSSEHRA SMS)

This Vijaya Dashmi may Godess Durga bless us
and teh entire humanity with her choicest blessings.
Wishing you and ur family a happy Dusshera

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, (Diwali SMS)

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, (Diwali SMS)

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, (Diwali SMS)

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, (Diwali, )

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, Happy Diwali

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, (DIWALI SMS)

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

Diwali sms in hindi (Pathake, Phooljhariyon ke saath)

Pathake, Phooljhariyon ke saath, 
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat, 
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare. 
Happy Diwali.

Diwali hindi sms (Aankho Se Aansuon Ki Judai Kar Do, )

Aankho Se Aansuon Ki Judai Kar Do, 
Dil Se Gumo Ki Vidaai Kar Do, 
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To, 
Aajao Mere Ghar Ki Putaai Ker Do 
Offer DIWALI Tak Valid Hai, 
Wish U A Very HAppY Diwali.

Diwali hindi font sms (है रौशनी का त्यौहार, लाये हर चेहरे पर मुस्कान)

है रौशनी का त्यौहार, लाये हर चेहरे पर मुस्कान,

सुख और समृधि की बहार ,समेट लो सारी खुशियाँ,

अपनों का साथ और प्यार

इस पावन अवसर पर आप सभी को दीवाली का प्यार

Diwali hindi sms (Kumkum bhare kadmon sey aaye LAYXMI JI apke dawar, )

Kumkum bhare kadmon sey aaye LAYXMI JI apke dawar, 
sukh sampati mile aapko apar, 
Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweakar. 
HAPPY DIWALI

Deepawali hindi font 140 words sms (जगमग थाली सजाओ,मंगल दीपो को जलाओ,)

जगमग थाली सजाओ,मंगल दीपो को जलाओ,

अपने घरों और दिलों मैं आशा की किरण जगाओ ,

खुशियाँ और समृधि से भरा हों आपका जीवन,

इसी कामना के साथ  शुभ दीपावली

Diwali sms (May this festival of lights help you in attaining inner illumination! )

May this festival of lights help you in attaining inner illumination! 
May the supreme light enlighten your understanding! 
May you acquire the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the inner-self! May you prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes! 
Wish you a blissful Diwali!

Diwali hindi font 140 word sms (आई आई दिवाली आई)

आई आई दिवाली आई,

साथ माँ कितनी खुशियाँ लायी,

धूम मचाओ मौज मनाओ,

आप सभी को दिवाली की बधाई

शुभ दीपावली

Diwali hindi font text message (आई आई दिवाली आई,)

आई आई दिवाली आई,

साथ माँ कितनी खुशियाँ लायी,

धूम मचाओ मौज मनाओ,

आप सभी को दिवाली की बधाई

शुभ दीवाली

Diwali sms (May Goddess Lakshmi bestow you with opulence and prosperity)

May Goddess Lakshmi bestow you with opulence and prosperity; 
Lord Ganesha remove every obstacle from your life; 
Lord Shiva bestow you with mercy and compassion; 
Goddess Parvati give you love and devotion; 
Lord Brahma give you wise speech; 
And Lord Vishnu give you peace and truth!
Have a blessed and blissful Deepavali!

Diwali sms (You have no idea how much l like you,)

You have no idea how much l like you,
How much you make me smile,
How much l love talking to you, 
Or how much l wish you were here! 
I wish you were able to brighten my festivities on this festival of lights! 
Missing you! 
Happy Diwali!

Diwali Hindi font 140 words text message (दीपक की रौशनी, पटाखों की आवाज,)

दीपक की रौशनी, पटाखों की आवाज,

सूरज की किरणे,खुशियों की बोछार,

चन्दन की खुशबु, अपनों का प्यार,

मुबारक हो आप को दीवाली का त्यौहार

Deepawali hindi text sms 140 words (चारो और है धूम , क्योंकि दिवाली है आई ,)

चारो  और है  धूम , क्योंकि  दिवाली  है  आई ,

खुश  रहो  और  सब  को  खुश  करो ,

आपको  और  आपके  सम्पूर्ण  फॅमिली  को  दिवाली  की  हार्दिक  बधाई

दीवाली Hindi font sms 140 words (दीये से दीये को जला कर दीप माला बनाओ)

दीये से दीये को जला कर दीप माला बनाओ

अपने घर आंगन को रौशनी से जगमगाओ

आप और आप के परिवार की दीवाली शुभ और मंगलमय हो

शुभ दीवाली

Deepawali hindi font sms 140 words (लक्ष्मी आएगी इतनी की सब जगह नाम होगा)

लक्ष्मी आएगी इतनी की सब जगह नाम होगा,

दिन रात व्यपार बड़े इतना अधिक काम होगा,

घर परिवार समाज मैं बनोगे सरताज,

ये ही कामना है हमारी आप के लिए ,

दीवाली की ढेरो शुभकामनाएं

Diwali hindi font 140 words sms (खूब मीठे मीठे पकवान खाएं)

खूब मीठे मीठे पकवान खाएं

सेहत मैं चार चाँद लगायें

लोग तो सिर्फ चाँद तक गए हैं  

आप उस से भी ऊपर जाएँ

दीवाली की शुभकामनायें

Diwali sms in hindi font 140 character (आप सबको दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं)

आप सबको दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं ।
रोशनी और खुशी के इस पावन पर्व पर ईश्वर आपकी सारी मनोकामनाएँ 
पूरी करे और घर में सुख सम्पन्नता बरसाए।
खूब पटाखे चलाइये, मिठाईयाँ खाईये और खुशी मनाइये।
शुभ दीपावली 

140 words Funny sms jokes in hindi font (छोटा बच्चा: मम्मी, हमारी टीचर को भूल जाने की बीमारी है?)

छोटा बच्चा: मम्मी, हमारी टीचर को भूल जाने की बीमारी है?

मम्मी: वो कैसे बेटा?

छोटा बच्चा: टीचर ने खुद बोर्ड पर लिखा “रामायण” और फिर हमसे पूछने लगीं कि बताओ “रामायण” किसने लिखी है

Rajnikant sms jokes (1 baar 1 judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya)

1 baar 1 judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya
To kya?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha ho gya

Santa Banta jokes sms in hindi font (संता: क्या आप मुझे संस्कृत सिखा दोगे?)

संता: क्या आप मुझे संस्कृत सिखा दोगे?

पंडित: क्यूं ?

संता: क्यूंकि मैं मरने वाला हूं और स्वर्ग में इसकी जरुरत पड़ेगी

पंडित: और अगर नरक में गए तो?

संता: तो गालियां मुझे आती ही हैं

Rajnikant funny sms (Rajnikanth slapped a goat and it started crying)

Rajnikanth slapped a goat and it started
crying
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bey bey bey bey bey bey bey bey bey.... ......
Today it is known as
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JUSTIN BIEBER

Funny sms jokes in hindi font (डॉक्टर मरीज की नाक में अंगुली डाल कर बैठा था)

डॉक्टर मरीज की नाक में अंगुली डाल कर बैठा था

पप्पू उसे काफी देर से देख रहा था

पप्पू: क्या कर रहे हो?

डॉक्टर: इसको उलटी करवा रहा हूं

पप्पू: ऐसे कैसे?

डॉक्टर: अब यही अंगुली में इसके मुंह में डालूंगा

Rajni sms (Facebook founder MarkZukerburg)

Facebook founder MarkZukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury
Reason was that Rajnikant poked him on facebook

Rajnikant sms 140 words (Who Is The First Indians To Use 4g ?????)

Who Is The First Indians To Use 4g ?????
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Har Bar Rajnikanth Nhi Hota Hai ? He Is Anil Kapoor!!!!!
Ag, Og , Loo G , Suno G

Joke sms in hindi font (किराये पर मकान लेने आए आदमी)

किराये पर मकान लेने आए आदमी से मकान मालिक ने कहा: 700 रुपया किराया लगेगा

आदमी ने कहा: ठीक है, लेकिन आपके मकान में चूहे नाच रहे हैं

मालिक: तो क्या 700 में शीला नाचेगी?

Santa Banta sms in hindi fonts (संता को एक बार मच्छरों ने काट)

संता को एक बार मच्छरों ने काटI:काट कर रात को सोने नहीं दिया

गुस्से में संता ने जहर पी लिया और बोला: अब पीयो सालों, सब के सब मरोगे

Santa Banta sms in hindi font (एक कि‍शोर देर रात घर पहुंचा)

एक कि‍शोर देर रात घर पहुंचा

पि‍ता ने पूछा : कहां थे बेटा

बेटा बोला : दोस्त के घर पर था पिता जी 

पिता ने उसके 10 दोस्तों के घर फोन किया

4 ने जवाब दिया यहीं पर था अंकल

3 ने जवाब दिया बस अभी निकला है अंकल घर पहुंचता ही होगा

2 बोले : यहीं पर है अंकल पढ़ रहा है, फोन दूं क्या?

पर संता ने तो हद ही कर दी, बोला : “हां पापा बोलो क्या हुआ?”

santa banta sms in hindi font (संता कड़ी धूप में खड़ा था)

संता कड़ी धूप में खड़ा था

बंता ने देखा, तो पूछा : यहां क्या कर रहे हो ?

संता : पसीना सुखा रहा हूं 

Rajnikant with santa banta sms in hindi font (संता: आज एक रजनीकांत का चुटकुला सुनाओ यार.)

संता: आज एक रजनीकांत का चुटकुला सुनाओ यार.

बंता: अच्छा तो सुन:

बारिश हुई और हम भीग गए, बारिश हुई और हम भीग गए,

वाह वाह बारिश हुई और हम भीग गए,

और आगे क्या होना था? ? ?

रजनीकांत ने फूंक मारी और हम सूख गए.

Funny rajni sms (Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai.)

Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai.
Rajni: ok
Nxt day
Gf: Hey, where is My Shadow?

rajnikant sms 140 words in hindi (Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,)

Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.

Rajnikant sms in hindi font (रजनीकांत: आज मेरे कुत्ते ने अण्डा दिया.)

रजनीकांत: आज मेरे कुत्ते ने अण्डा दिया.
बिग-बी: कुत्ते कब से अण्डा देने लगे???
रजनीकांत: ये रजनी की स्टाइल है. मैंने अपनी मुर्गी का नाम कुत्ता रखा है.

Santa Banta text sms in hindi (Bhikari-Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H!)

Bhikari-Aapke Padosi Ne Muje Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya H!
Aap B Kuch Khilao?
Santa-Ye Lo Hajmola Sab Hajam ho jayega.

Santa Banta sms 140 words in hindi (Santa Ki Patni - Raat Ko Mobile Charging)

Santa Ki Patni - Raat Ko Mobile Charging Me kyo laga rahe ho, Blast Ho skta he..
Santa - Tu tension na le, maine Battery Nikal Di Hai. 

Santa Banta sms in hindi (Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..)

Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..
ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho ??
Santa : Doctor ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni hai.

Santa Banta sms (Ultimate logic of Santa)

Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal.
So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.

Santa Banta sms (Once Santa farted in english class.)

Once Santa farted in english class.

Teacher: What is this?
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Santa : This is my background music

Santa Banta sms (Santa: If I drink coffee, I can't sleep.)

Santa: If I drink coffee, I can't sleep.
Banta: With me it's the opposite. If I sleep, I can't drink coffee.

140 word snata banta text message (Sardar Sent A Sms 2 His Pregnant Wife.)

Sardar Sent A Sms 2 His Pregnant Wife.
Two Seconds Later A Report Came
To His Phone And He Started Dancing

The Report Said
Delivered 

140 word santa banta sms in hindi (A sweet girl goes 2 Banta shop)

A sweet girl goes 2 Banta shop
and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kr nhi aya

Santa Banta sms in hindi (Santa & banta rajai me so rahe the to)

Santa & banta rajai me so rahe the to santa bola yaar banta paad maar or rajai garam karde
Banta ne rajai me tatti kardi or bola: le aag hi laga di hath sek le

Eid sms (MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO,)

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO,
PAYAMAY SHOK KAY IK IK SUKHAN KO YAAD KARO,
HUJUMAY SHOK SE FURSAT MILAY TO EHLAY WATAN,
WATAN SE DOR KISI BE WATAN KO YAAD KARO.

Eid mubarak sms in hindi (samander ko kinara mubarak)

samander ko kinara mubarak
chand ko sitara mubarak
Rat ko din Mubarak
Gulab ko Kushbo Mubarak
Dil ko Dildar Mubarak
Aap ko Eid Mubarak

Dussehra sms in hindi (Jyot se jyot jagete chalo, Prem ki Ganga bahate chalo )

Jyot se jyot jagete chalo, Prem ki Ganga bahate chalo 
Rah me aaye jo din dukhi sab ko gale se lagete chalo. 
Din Aayega sabka Sunehra. Isliye meri aur se happy dussehra.

Bakra Eid sms (ASCII sms)

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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid tak isay khilana Pilana
Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
Maine b Qurbani krni h

Happy Bakra eid

Dussehra sms (Day 4 victory of Ram over Ravana. )

Day 4 victory of Ram over Ravana,
When in Satya Yug, Ram killed da great demon and king of Lanka, Ravana.
Lets celebrate together and believe in blessings of God for good.
Happy Dussehra.

Dussehra text message in hindi (Phool Khile Khushi Aap K Kadam Chume,)

Phool Khile Khushi Aap K Kadam Chume,
Kabhi Na Ho Dukho Ka Samna,
Dhan Hi Dhan Aye Aap K Angana,
Yahi He Dashera K Shub Avsar Par Manokamna.
Happy Vijayadashmi

Dussehra sms in english 140 words (An auspicious day to start with any good work)

An auspicious day to start with any good work
It was today that good won victory.. 
over bad May this day clear all.. 
hurdels of your life and start.. 
new era of wellbeing 
Happy Dussehra….!!

Dussehra sms in english (Dusshera signifies the victory of good over evil.)

Dusshera signifies the victory of good over evil.
May all the evils in and around you vanish by the virtue of the goodness in and around you. 
Happy Dussehra!

Dussehra sms in english (Everyday sun rise to give us a message)

Everyday sun rise to give us a message that darkness will always be beaten by light.
Let us follow the same natural rule and enjoy the festival of good defeats evil.
 Happy Dussehra..

Vijayadashmi sms (Good Health And Success)

Good Health And Success
Ward Off Evil
Lords Blessings
Happy Dussehra
Yummy Dussehra
Triumph Over Evil
Joyous Festive Season
Spirit Of Goodness...
Happy Vijaya Dashami.. !

140 words Dussehra sms (May Lord Rama always)

May Lord Rama always
keep showering his blessings upon you....
May your life be prosperous and..
trouble free throughout.
Happy Dussehra.

Vijayadasmi sms 140 word (Celebrate the victory of the forces of good over Evil.)

Celebrate the victory of the forces of good over Evil.
Lets celebrate an auspicious day to begin new things in
life....HAPPY DUSSHERA....!!

Eid sms in hindi (Eid aai hai dil shaad rakhna)

Eid aai hai dil shaad rakhna
Siwayyan khatay hoay ham ko bhi yaad rakhna.

Eid wo Eid nahi jis mai tumhari deed nahi
Deed wo deed nahi jis mai tum qareeb nahi.

140 word Bakra eid hindi sms (Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chly ga bakra hai k bakri?)

Munna bhai:
apun ko kaisy pata chly ga bakra hai k bakri?
Circuit :
simple bhai pathar maar kr dakh lo..
Agr bhaga to Bakra
agr bhagi to bakri.
Happy Bakra Eid 

Eid text message 140 word (Aaj khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,)

Aaj khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sari Naformani,
Eid ka din aaj ao milkar kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi rahon me hum chalenge sada.
EID MUBARAK…

Eid sms 140 word (Eid Leka Aate Hai Dher Sare Khusiya,)

Eid Leka Aate Hai Dher Sare Khusiya,
Eid Mita Deta Hai Insan Mai Duriya,
Eid Hai Khuda Ka Ek Nayam Tabarok
Eisi Liye Kahte Hai Sab EID MUBARAK!

Bakra Eid sms in hindi (Kitni Eidain Guzar Gai Tum Bin,)

Kitni Eidain Guzar Gai Tum Bin,
Ab Khuda Kay Liye Na Tarpana,
Dekho Phir Eid Anay Wali Hai,
Eid Kay Sath Tum Bhi Ajana
Happy Bakra eid

Bakar eid sms (Mubarak Mauka Allah Ne Atah Farmaya,)

Mubarak Mauka Allah Ne Atah Farmaya,
Ek Baar Fir Bandagi Ki Rah Pe Chalaya
Adaa Karna Apna Farz Tum Khuda Ki Liye..
Khushi Se Bhari Ho Bakar eid Apke Liye !!

Bakra Eid sms in hindi (Aye EID tum jab bhi aana,)

Aye EID tum jab bhi aana,
Sab ke liye bus khushiyan lana,
Har chehre par hansi sajana,
Har aangan mein phool khilana,
Jo roye hain unhen hansana!
Jo roothe hain unhen manana.!
Jo bichday hain unhen milana!
Piyari EID tum jab bhi aana!
Sub ke liye khushiyan lana.
Happy Bakra eid..

Dusshera sms (I PRAY THIS DUSSHERA SHOWERS UPON YOU….! )

I PRAY THIS DUSSHERA SHOWERS UPON YOU….! 

 SHANTI 
 SHAKTI 
 SAIYAM 
 SAMMAAN 
 SARALTA 
 SAFALTA 
 SAMRIDHI 
 SANSKAAR 
 SWAASTHYA. 
Happy Dusshera

Dusshera sms (Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha)

Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha
(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
          <|'¥'|>
          _/”‘\_
          ^^ ^^
RAVAN KE RISHTEDARO KO DUSSHERA KI BADHAIYAA..
Happy Dusshera to u and ur family

Navratri text message ( May God gift you all the gifts of life,)

May God gift you all the gifts of life,
gifts of joy, gifts of happiness,
gifts of friendship, gifts of love
and all other gifts you want to have in your life.
Happy Navratri 

Navratra sms in hindi (kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi)

kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi
maa k dar par sabhi shees jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiya
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate
HAPPY NAVRATRI

110 character Navratri sms in hindi (जगत पालनहार है माँ)

जगत पालनहार है माँ
मुक्ति का धाम है माँ
हमारी भक्ति का आधार है माँ
सबकी रक्षा की अवतार है माँ
शुभ नवरात्रि

140 characters Navratra sms in hindi fonts (लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार;)

लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार;
हर्षित हुआ संसार!
नन्हें नन्हें क़दमों से, माँ आये आपके द्वार;
मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्योहार!
शुभ नवरात्री!

Navratri text messages in hindi (लक्ष्मी जी का हाथ हो;)

लक्ष्मी जी का हाथ हो;
सरस्वती जी का साथ हो;
गणेश जी का निवास हो;
और माँ दुर्गा का आशीर्वाद हो;
आपके जीवन में हमेशा प्रकाश हो।
शुभ नवरात्री।

Navratra SMS in Hindi (नवरात्री के इस पावन पर्व पर माँ नैना देवी आपके नैनों की रक्षा करें;)

नवरात्री के इस पावन पर्व पर माँ नैना देवी आपके नैनों की रक्षा करें;
माँ चिंतपूर्णी आपके सभी चिंताएं दूर करें;
और माँ कामना देवी आपकी सभी मनोकामनाओं को पूरा करें!
शुभ नवरात्री!

140 words Navratra sms in hindi fonts (माँ की ज्योति से प्रेम मिलता है;)

माँ की ज्योति से प्रेम मिलता है;
सबके दिलों को मर्म मिलता है;
जो भी जाता है, माँ के द्वार;
उसे सुकून जरूर मिलता है!
शुभ नवरात्रि

140 words Dusshera SMS in hindi fonts (अधर्म पर धर्म की जीत ,)

अधर्म पर धर्म की जीत ,
अन्याए पर न्याय की विजय ,
बुराई पर अच्छाई की जय जय कार ,
यही है दशहरे का त्यौहार ..
दशहरे की शुभकामनायें 

140 words Dusshera sms in hindi fonts (बुराई का होता है विनाश ,)

बुराई का होता है विनाश ,
दशहरा लता है उम्मीद की आस ,
रावण की तरह आपके दुखों का हो नाश ,
विजयदशमी की शुभकामनायें .

Durga pooja , Navratra SMS in Hindi (Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho)

Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho
Daman mein aapke koi kaanta na ho
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye
Toh Maa Durga aapke saath ho
Happy Durga pooja

140 words sms, Dusshera SMS in hindi (Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.)

Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.
Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai.
Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar,
Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.
Happy Dusshera